Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Daily Spin: U.S. Bombs Hitting Mostly Puppies
November 1, 2001 | Nick Danger

Posted on 11/01/2001 5:45:11 AM PST by Nick Danger

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-38 next last

1 posted on 11/01/2001 5:45:11 AM PST by Nick Danger (nickdanger@null.net)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: Nick Danger
Peta must be very upset. However, the real crime here is the obvious environmental damage, the damage to the limited wetlands, and most importantly, the writing of threats on the bombs carried by our planes. This is simply unacceptable as it may hurt the self-esteem of the Taliban.
2 posted on 11/01/2001 5:50:42 AM PST by 1Old Pro
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Nick Danger; nobdysfool
Outstanding! BUMP
3 posted on 11/01/2001 5:51:25 AM PST by Frumanchu
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Nick Danger
You mean we missed the baby milk factory?
4 posted on 11/01/2001 5:56:08 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Nick Danger
Thank God we didn't hit any paralyzed, homosexual, black/hispanic welfare babies!
5 posted on 11/01/2001 5:59:39 AM PST by Republic of Texas
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Nick Danger
Meanwhile, back at the Ministry of Truth...

Nicely done.

6 posted on 11/01/2001 6:00:24 AM PST by Interesting Times
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Nick Danger; Constitution Day
Priceless Bump.

MKM

7 posted on 11/01/2001 6:01:19 AM PST by mykdsmom
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Nick Danger
hehehehehe....thanks for the top-of-the-morning laughs. It's only funny cuz it's true.
8 posted on 11/01/2001 6:03:52 AM PST by SoDak
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: SoDak
Heard we bombed the Sanrio factory in Kabul, destroying countless thousands of Hello Kitty product. We are such an evil!
9 posted on 11/01/2001 6:08:37 AM PST by lavrenti
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]

To: Nick Danger
Better than The Onion!
10 posted on 11/01/2001 6:13:29 AM PST by JoeGar
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lavrenti
Evil? That's a freaking service to humanity. Any airman participating in such a noble action should be given the highest commendations.
11 posted on 11/01/2001 6:14:49 AM PST by general_re
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: Nick Danger; JohnHuang2
Nice to see the Spin Times back in e-print Nick. It would be really funny were it not so true. Oh, I loathe the pressholes, clymers and presstitutes.

John-this is worthy of your ping list, IMHO....

12 posted on 11/01/2001 6:14:50 AM PST by eureka!
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Nick Danger
Masterpiece....

thank you

13 posted on 11/01/2001 6:14:54 AM PST by hoot2
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Nick Danger
Great job, Nick.
14 posted on 11/01/2001 6:17:26 AM PST by Silly
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: general_re
Now, if they can only take out the Herat printing plant that does all those Precious Moments cards...
15 posted on 11/01/2001 6:18:32 AM PST by lavrenti
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: Nick Danger
"If they want leaks, then by God we're going to give them leaks," chortled Rumsfeld.

Oh, that's classic. I hope that our SecDef gets to see this; I bet it'd make him smile. Maybe even chortle. :-)

16 posted on 11/01/2001 6:18:32 AM PST by Charles Martel
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Nick Danger
"Bombs Hitting Mostly Puppies and Baby Seals, Reporters Say."

But what about the MOOSES? And the UNDERCOVER POLISH POLAR BEARS? It's obviously a CONSPIRACY on the part of the reporters to coverup the tremendous losses being suffered by the Afghani MOOSE POPULATION!

For the FULL STORY, join "MOOSE FINDERS"! Be an MF'er today!

17 posted on 11/01/2001 6:19:42 AM PST by BlueLancer
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Nick Danger
I thought I was reading the Washington ComPost for a moment there...
18 posted on 11/01/2001 6:19:45 AM PST by alpowolf
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Nick Danger
This is great, NickDanger. Maybe next issue you could include an item about the Paula Zahn over at the Clinton News Network. You see her lately? The CNN camera is not as kind to her face as the FOX camera (intended for foxes?). She's looking old, tired and drawn (just like her political philosophy).
19 posted on 11/01/2001 6:22:20 AM PST by spald
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lavrenti
Heard we bombed the Sanrio factory in Kabul, destroying countless thousands of Hello Kitty product.

Serve them right.

Elite Taliban Hello Kitty regiment

20 posted on 11/01/2001 6:25:48 AM PST by dighton
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-38 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson