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If Women Ruled the World. **** Humor Break****

Posted on 10/15/2001 5:46:48 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs

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To: TXBubba
They might not give a damn when they get there,but over 70/1? Those are long odds,and eternity is a long time. Heck,the lottery looks like a better bet.As the old bromide puts it-

Be careful what you wish for-you just might get it

41 posted on 10/15/2001 6:20:54 PM PDT by sawsalimb
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To: one_particular_harbour
Oops, One Particular Harbour. Message 40 is to cheer you up. :)
42 posted on 10/15/2001 6:22:50 PM PDT by joathome
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
"PMS would be a legitimate defense in court."

Punish
My
Spouse...

--Boris

43 posted on 10/15/2001 6:23:46 PM PDT by boris
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Men would get reputations for sleeping around.

Actually, we have that right now, at least for younger, unmarried men. Of course, most of us see those reputations as a good thing....

46 posted on 10/15/2001 6:36:13 PM PDT by timm22
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To: one_particular_harbour
I know. I'm going to take up heavy drinking.

You might have to just to survive. Wait until they start dating.......

47 posted on 10/15/2001 6:42:24 PM PDT by SeaDragon
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
"And if women ran the world can you imagine how wars would start?
"Madame President, why are you bombing us?"
"Oh, I think you know why!!!""
-Jay Leno
48 posted on 10/15/2001 6:45:08 PM PDT by El Sordo
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To: SeaDragon
19 year olds are too hard to train.

I am 26 next week ;-)

49 posted on 10/15/2001 6:46:19 PM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: El Sordo; Hillary's Lovely Legs
If women ruled the world

One week of war every month....LOL

50 posted on 10/15/2001 6:48:14 PM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
That's funny!..could we outlaw sweaters worn over blackpantsuits?
51 posted on 10/15/2001 6:50:58 PM PDT by Rheo
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To: dubyaismypresident
I am 26 next week ;-)

Hey dubya, how goes it?

26 is acceptable.....

52 posted on 10/15/2001 6:53:17 PM PDT by SeaDragon
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To: SeaDragon
It goes well, how are you

Class was a blast today.

With the new format there is only one competition to be first each day. So it is particularly vicious at 10 EST, then everybody chils.

53 posted on 10/15/2001 6:56:29 PM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Well, all of this humor begs the question: since women comprise more than 50% of the world's population, why don't they rule the world today?
54 posted on 10/15/2001 6:58:02 PM PDT by Hemlock
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To: Rheo
"That's funny!..could we outlaw sweaters worn over blackpantsuits? "

Don't get me started. I have a Fashion Don't list a mile long. We can start with Birkenstocks.

55 posted on 10/15/2001 6:58:38 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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To: dubyaismypresident
Sorry I missed it.

Got to run, dubya, catch you tomorrow.

56 posted on 10/15/2001 6:59:43 PM PDT by SeaDragon
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To: SeaDragon
Have a good evening and pleasant dreams, I shall see you tomorrow.
57 posted on 10/15/2001 7:00:55 PM PDT by NeoCaveman
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

I thought this was a legitimate defense for women. My wife uses it at least two weeks out of every month.

58 posted on 10/15/2001 7:08:34 PM PDT by slimer
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Thanks, really a stress reliever! Love the metal detectors for wedding rings in pockets! LOL!

But the winner is: Men would be sitting around wondering what WE are Thinking! YES! Let it be!

59 posted on 10/15/2001 11:07:27 PM PDT by ladyinred
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To: boris; Hillary's Lovely Legs
PMS = Putting up with Men's S***
60 posted on 10/16/2001 7:13:02 AM PDT by Jen
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