If Women Ruled the World. **** Humor Break****

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.
A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.
Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
"Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily cla d male models.
Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.
Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for non e of the credit.
Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks"
Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made.
Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.
Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.
Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful", "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit."
Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishmen ts.
Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.
Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car.
All toilet seats would be nailed down.
Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers.
TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute.
All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator
During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds.
Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constan tly.
After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait o n their wives hand and foot.
For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year olds f or six weeks.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Bump

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Thanks I needed that.:)

[Grampa Dave]

Gee, I think that OBL might be easier to live under than this doctrine! Was this created by the worst of NOW?

[poweqi]

You didn't mention that we would get to just "roll over" and say thanks.snore..snore.

[Roebucks]

PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

Xcuse me, but this one already exists. It's called the insanity defense.

[Roebucks]

All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator

Insane asylum?

[LBGA]

Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.

ROFL... there will never be this justice in this world. :-D

[sawsalimb]

Just this once,I'm gonna keep my mouth shut...

[GeekDejure]

Yikes!!! Bill Clinton just went down on a highly contageous disease carrier. . . Anne Thracks !!! :-))

[Free State Four]

I'm more pragmatic. They would have to stand closer to the toilet, put the seat down, and pick up their socks and underwear. I won't even start on laundry and washing dishes. fsf

[SeaDragon]

During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds.

19 year olds are too hard to train. I would rather have the sports car.

[Billthedrill]

All true. A lovely post, and thank you very much.

Now shut up and fetch me a beer. The game's on.

[Roebucks]

I won't pity you, but I'll pray for you at least once a month. ;)

[Billie]

I love it! It's about time. Can we plan a takeover? :^)

[Snow Bunny]

I am sorry HLL.
I like the way it is and I never had PMS so I think I better just say thank you for pining me. I would not like a world that women ruled. YIKES.

Just put me on the list of those that say.......

GOD BLESS THE US MALE !

[Nitro]

All toilet seats would be nailed down.

I always thought the downed seat was for training in accuracy.
Afterall, all the women I ever knew said I needed it!!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I have always been of the opinion that if women ruled the world, that there would be no wars. We would just ignore the offending country and say nasty things about them behind their backs.

" That Afghanistan is such a bitch!"