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If Women Ruled the World. **** Humor Break****
Posted on 10/15/2001 5:46:48 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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To: one_particular_harbour
I'm buying a tent and a long cord, and will live in it one week out of each month.... Don't give me your sob story about female "troubles". I am the only female in a house with (at the time) a one year old male, one three year old male (still in diapers, of course, because he was male) and a male cat and two male dogs. (There was a male husband and father living in the house, but he disappeared a lot. Go figure.) I tried to hide in the bathroom to get a little rest on the "throne" and all five came in and stared at me with these eyes that said "Can't you get up and get me what I need?" I threw out everyone with a p*n*s! fsf
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
This random thought occurs to me: These idiot terrorists think that 70 some odd women in the next life is going to be a reward??? Most of us are very hard pressed to keep up with one woman. Having over 70 of them in the house-for eternity,mind you-might be...ahem...interesting,so to speak.(Donning my asbestos underwear and Nomex coveralls in advance)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Life expectancy would be 37.5 years, since most scientific progress and medical science has come from men.
No human beings would even have gone into Earth orbit, much less landed on the moon and come back to earth.
The population of the earth would be 115 million, which is about the level that can be sustained with non-mechanized, subsistence farming.
Books, if they existed at all, would be laboriously copied by hand.
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posted on
10/15/2001 6:09:20 PM PDT
by
ikka
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
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posted on
10/15/2001 6:10:49 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Something besides an Anthrax story??? could it be true?? And I thought it was bad the other day...
Thanks we could use some humor. Well, gotta go make my own dinner.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Of course you don't look fat in that outfit.
To: one_particular_harbour
"Pity me. I have THREE daughters, one of which is a preteen, and the other two are younger.
I'm buying a tent and a long cord, and will live in it one week out of each month...." LOL
Pity my husband, he has four and they are all "of that age". :)
Rule around here is that you can mope a little and get teary-eyed, but no ridiculous temper tantrums. It works.
Besides--one week of the month? Don't be silly. With three daughters you're going to spend the entire month in that tent. LOL You'd just as soon learn to humor them the right way--little hugs and tender kisses, looks of understanding, etc., so they don't turn into shrews for their future husbands. :)
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posted on
10/15/2001 6:11:38 PM PDT
by
joathome
To: one_particular_harbour
As a woman myself I do pity you! I saw a sign in a catalogue the other day that said, "God has a special bathroom in heaven for fathers of girls."
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posted on
10/15/2001 6:11:38 PM PDT
by
TXBubba
To: ikka
But we would still have Jesus, because Mary was a woman.
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To: sawsalimb
The difference would be that the majority of our wonderful American males try to treat their women with respect and dignity. The ones looking for virgins in the afterlife don't give a d***.
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10/15/2001 6:14:23 PM PDT
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TXBubba
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To: one_particular_harbour
You can't mean they'll take over our bathroom too. That can't be.... Give up OPH, with 3 girls you are doomed.
To: SeaDragon
"During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds.
19 year olds are too hard to train. I would rather have the sports car."
ROFLOL Agreed. And he could drive the kids all over town in the van. Yeah!
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posted on
10/15/2001 6:16:48 PM PDT
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joathome
To: Infinite Perfection
LOL re #26!
We think alike... I was going to look for a similar picture until I saw yours. I doubt I would have been able to find one as good as the one you found.
I guess it wouldn't be too bad as long as she let me FReep every once in a while ;-)
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posted on
10/15/2001 6:18:33 PM PDT
by
Mulder
To: one_particular_harbour
I hate to tell you this harbour, but that is 4 women. That equals 4 weeks a month. Sure hope it is warm where you live, cause you'll be outside a lot!
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
>>
PMS would be a legitimate defense in court <<
PMS is a legislmate defense in british courts. Two women were actually acquitted of MURDER by using that defense!
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posted on
10/15/2001 6:19:34 PM PDT
by
BillyBoy
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
"If Women Ruled the World."
IF? Where the heck have you been?
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posted on
10/15/2001 6:19:38 PM PDT
by
K7TNW
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
All toilet seats would be nailed down. Women would stop complaining about the seat being left up and actually start putting it up for us men if we actually left them down - and intentionally missed a few times. They won't complain about the seat not being up, because they'd have to embarrassing admit that they sat on a "wet" seat. Heh heh..
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posted on
10/15/2001 6:20:36 PM PDT
by
bluefish
To: SeaDragon
And you won't believe what you're going to spend on feminine products, shampoo, conditioner, hair spray, hair gel, products to clean their skin, make up, skin care......, and if you're real unlucky, the orthodontist and the dermatologist. :)
Notice I didn't even include clothes in that list.
And my husband thinks they're worth every penny. :)
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posted on
10/15/2001 6:20:51 PM PDT
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joathome
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