Maureen's so funny! (NOT!)
Cut Maureen Dowd's head off and sew it into a pig belly and send it to the family.
Okay, FReethesheeples (a wonderful name), you made me laugh after reading a Dowdy column. Good work. Many thanks.
Cut Maureen Dowd's head off and sew it into a pig belly and send it to the family.No, no, no, you got it backwards. Cut off the head of a terrorist, sew it into Maureen Dowd's belly, and send it to the family.