26 Things the Movies have taught us

a friend | 9-29-2001

[theophilusscribe]

In the event of a tornado, merely tie yourself to a pipe with any thin piece of leather and you will be ok!

[Lower55]

People jump real high, and in slow motion.......just like in my dreams when I was a kid.

[theophilusscribe]

You'll find that FReepers are some of the most witty people you'll ever get to know. The responses here are incredible. Liberals have no sense of humour.

All of it—sooooooooooo true!! :o)

[GWfan]

'Locks repel keys...' When I was young and incredibly stupid, I parked my car on a hill and it was NOT in gear. I got out, and as soon as I closed the door, it began to roll backwards down the hill. I chased it and let me tell you, the lock DID repel the key. I have since believed that this is quite a true phenomena, but remember, the car has to be moving.

BTW-it was rolling straight for another car and right before it hit, it mysteriously swerved and hit a fire hydrant.

[Lower55]

Women are reasonable.

[pbear8]

All houses look like the cover of 'House Beautiful' and an army of maids is on staff.

[CFIIIMEIATP737]

When a World War II era bomber drops bombs, the crew can hear them whistling as they drop, even over the sound of the engines and flying away from the drop zone at 200 m.p.h.

When a WWII figher plane is on the tale of another aircraft and fires machine guns, the bullet holes appear along the side of the front aircraft's fuselage.

Good guys can knock out bad guys with one punch. The reciprocal is not necessarily true.

[#3Fan]

If you're in an area of drought, the best way to make it storm is to go into a spooky looking house at night.

[Cagey]

"In the event of a tornado, merely tie yourself to a pipe with any thin piece of leather and you will be ok! "

Hahahaha! I missed that movie. What was the rating on that one? I don't recall seeing that in the Wizard of Oz.

[HalfIrish]

• All Viet Nam vets have a screw loose. Corollary: All sixties radicals are loving parents and wonderful citizens.
• All manufacturers love to spew toxic waste on our children. Corollary: All eco-nuts are loveable crusaders constantly hounded by thugs in big black cars.
• All politicians who are evil and ruthless have conservative views. Corollary: All heroic politicians are liberals.
• All hate crimes depicted are white on black, straight on gay, etc. Never the other way around. Corollary: All old, white women in peril will be saved by a heroic black man from the inner city.

[budwiesest]

Young witches are usually cute and blonde.

[Lower55]

Bathrooms should only be used for bubble baths..

[LibKill]

A 100lb black belt can whip the tar out of a 350lb dockworker.

People die immediately from stab wounds.

A "Mickey Finn" will knock someone out faster than Smokin' Joe Frasier.

Diving through a glass window is safe and fun.

[theophilusscribe]

Hey now! Some of us are reasonable even if we're NOT in the movies . . . It is called being a FReeper! :o)
Hee hee . . .

[Lower55]

The girls take off their bras when it gets cold.

[Geezerette]

Ya, and "It's just a flesh wound."

How many times have I seen a scary movie where the lights go out and the girl or woman goes down into the dark basement ALONE to check out something or find the fuse box?

Maybe this has been posted before, but I didn't see it and am glad it's posted now!

Good Saturday reading!

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[LibKill]

Women are reasonable.

You win.

[#3Fan]

You won't get pulled over or get speeding tickets as long as you are chasing somebody or somebody is chasing you.

[Cagey]

This one's for you and Mr. SB. You two will love it!