Posted on 09/29/2001 6:47:22 AM PDT by Cagey
Yeah, what's with that? I've done informal tests, and have yet to find a pillow I can't breathe through.
You've noticed that too, eh?
The only kind of "humor" they seem to actually enjoy is making fun of conservatives.
I spent several years on the talk.politics.guns discussion newsgroup, and one thing that always struck me was just how dour and grumpy the anti-gunners were. Meanwhile, the pro-gun people were constantly cracking jokes and being witty.
The first PC's (1979-ca. 1983)did beep--and it drove everyone crazy.
Also, geeks operating computers in the movies--breaking security codes, coming up with secret passwords, calculating the trajectory of an incoming ICBM--always pound furiously and noisily on the keyboard, never using the mouse.
At least that's what I always told my captain! LOL!
Just once I'd like to see the bad guy build a bomb mechanism consisting of nothing but 64 identical red wires.
Another bomb cliche: Upon discovering the bomb, the hero can phone a bomb expert, say "I see three wires on some sort of timer thingy", and the expert can then immediately recognize the bomb's design and talk the hero through the intricate disarming process.
Not since about the early 90's, anyway. :^)
Wow, that was lucky. ;^)
Corollary: In a movie which has "the homely/ordinary girl" competing against "the hot babe", the "homely/ordinary" girl will be fully 90% as attractive as the babe, and 500% better looking than the average woman on the street in real life (e.g. "The Truth About Cats and Dogs", "Head Over Heels", "Some Kind of Wonderful", etc. etc.)
Variation: The "just one of the guys" tomboy will be Playboy centerfold material, but her guy pals will never have really even thought of her as female before (e.g. "Miss Congeniality", etc.)
All alien races on Star Trek are perfectly identical to human beings in every respect, except their foreheads are f**ked up somehow.
All alien females have amazing breasts, even the lizards.
Since the law was passed in 1985 in Hollywood, all police captains, chiefs, etc. must be African-American.
Prior to that, the law required that they be Irish.
The Irish captain in the 1997 film "L. A. Confidential" is the exception that proves the rule, because it was set in the 1950's.
All computers make beeping noises that correspond with every keystroke seen on the monitor, even though if real computers actually did this, 99% of us would go bonkers after 5 minutes of that crap.
They can also project the contents of the screen display onto the people at the keyboard, so that you can actually see letters scroll across their faces (e.g. "Jurassic Park" and many others).
Or celery
Hey, wait a minute! Captain Kirk used to live on lines like those!
Poor William Shatner -- he has a bad rug, he's a major investor in Priceline.Com, and he did that dramatic reading of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds."
Hasn't he suffered enough?
For that matter, haven't we? (wink)
Hate to bring reality into this, but it happens all the time in LA.
Ever see one land on a flag pole? Really gross.
Scotty: Cap'n, how mina times do ah haf to tell ya?
Windmills dunna werk in space!
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