Canadian Forces In Very Bad Shape, Report Says

Canadian Press | 9-26-01 | John Ward

[My Favorite Headache]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Canada we stand on guard forrrrrrrr theeeeeee?

[Lazamataz]

Gosh, really?

[Cvengr]

Where's William Holden when we need him?...God rest his soul.

[StoneColdGOP]

Ha ha... HA HA HA!! Hee hee!

[riverrunner]

May be this would be a good time to turn the western part of Canada into states.

[shaggy eel]

BUMP

[Cleburne]

Oh no! I'm scared witless! What shall the free world do if the Canadians can not field the forces needed to protect freedom? We all gonna die! LOL

[dogbyte12]

Isn't it about time we annex Canada (minus Quebec) and get it over with already. It's time to do an intervention. They gave us Alan Thicke and canadian bacon, so why can't we help them out?

We could give them real currency too, unlike that monopoly money they use.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

ok, I just can't resist this joke
The Canadian troops can take some Canadian bacon with and we all know how much the enemy LOVES pork.
ok, out of my system now.

[error99]

They go full steam ahead with all of their socialist programs
knowing full well they can mooch defense off of Uncle Sugar...

[My Favorite Headache]

I heard during a town hall forum in Ontario the other night that was on that if a terrorist attack the way the one's that were planned on the 11th happened in Canada, that 40% of their entire population would be wiped out in 3 hours if done correctly. Since the nearest military base was 2 hours away from both Montreal and Toronto..the planes if the country was attacked would need to be re-filled in some cases they are so far away.

They said Western Canada has virtually no support out there and that they would have to wait 3-4 hrs for military cover! I could not believe how poor it is up there and yet people still said that this was the U.S.'s problem in the crowd and that Canada did not belong in the business of making enemies.

Oh really? Then what do you call giving us Celine Dion? A gift?

[swampfox98]

Where's Canada? Never heard of it.

[Cleburne]

You know, I bet we could invade and win handily. Casualties wouldn't top ten, and that would be from moose related injuries. And just look at what all we'ld get: trees, trees, tundra, ice, and wimpy pilots! LET'S ROLL!

[habs4ever]

Hey, meathead, it ain't funny...if it was your country, you wouldn't laugh, would you?

[Cleburne]

The Cape Breton Liberation Army might pose a problem. They use their fiddles and kilts as weapons-you've never seen such violence!

[Torie]

Isn't it about time we annex Canada

Ah, all those new potential Democrats (except in Alberta). It would be a veritable wet dream for the loyal opposition. And we would finally get single payor Hillarycare. Say bye bye to new cutting edge drug inventions. I sure hope they invent a drug for psoriasis which bedevils me before the shop is closed. Just yummy.

[StoneColdGOP]

ROTFFLMGDAO!!

[Squantos]

They say they are pilots and not gunfighters and therefore they wouldn't carry firearms in their cockpits.

I'd bet they'd change their mind with a knife at their throat at 30 thousand feet MSL . Stay Safe....

[habs4ever]

Ok, enough.You've had your fun.It's not a f'ing joke, and plenty of overtaxed Canadians are mighy pissed off with the situation, so don't be a prick and keep on keeping on with the Canada bashing.

[yarddog]

A few months ago I read that Mexico City has a police force larger than Canada's Army.

At the time I thought Mexico City must have an incredibly large police force, now I suspect it is about the size of Mayberry's.