Posted on 11/14/2025 4:23:06 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
The Democrats needed to re-open or they’d become irrelevant.
Well, the longest government shutdown in U.S. history is finally over, and many of you are asking questions like, “Why would Sydney Sweeney make a movie where she plays a fat boxer? What was she thinking?” Also, “Why do women play with their hair when they like a guy?” And here’s another one: “You know how the screen just went dark in the last episode of ‘The Sopranos’? What the hell was that about? I mean, they’re paying the screenwriter good money. Shouldn’t he be able to come up with some kind of ending? And don’t even get me started on ‘How I Met Your Mother.'”
And okay, some of you may have questions about the government shutdown and, holy moly, I can’t even imagine what your lives must be like. But hey, here at the Daily Wire, it’s not our place to mock you for being pathetic, so as part of our mission to give you an in-depth understanding of the news, we’re pleased to provide you with this handy Q&A about the government shutdown.
Q: Why did the government shut down in the first place?
A: The government shut down because Chuck Schumer is the Senate leader of the Democrats, and he’s a demon.
Q: Wait, really?
A: Yeah! Look at him. With those dead eyes, and the widow’s peak you could cut your wrists with. The guy’s a hell dweller. Probably crawled out of a crevice in the earth somewhere.
Q: But weren’t there, like, political considerations?
A: I dunno. I’m still trying to figure out how Sydney Sweeney looked in the mirror and thought: “Oh good, I’m a super-hot white girl! For the next ten years, I can literally have anything I want. I know! I’ll make...
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The claim is the democrats got nothing from the Schumer Shutdown. I argue Since .gov spending is 39% of GDP(2024), the economy takes a hit. Dems will put that bell around the cats neck and ride that to electoral gains in 2026.
They named the “Green New Deal” the “Inflation Reduction Act “ and nary a peep about the damage that cost.
The article makes no sense..all I got was Sydney Sweeney so it was worth it...🤣🤣🤣
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