Posted on 08/13/2025 12:06:13 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
The sugar daddy of temper-tantrum-throwing Texas Democrats appears to be ramping up for another losing political campaign.
Someone my family knows well — let’s just call her an old family friend to protect the subject of this, uh, sensitive story — for years battled a nasty plantar wart on the ball of her foot. Our friend and her doctors tried just about everything shy of amputation. Salicylic acid treatments. Prescription medicines. Cryotherapy. Immunotherapy. Minor surgeries (electrodesiccation and curettage). She couldn’t get rid of it. That freeloading wart just wouldn’t take the hint.
The unpleasant growth hung around so long she gave it a name: Stuey.
She should have called it Beto. As in Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke, the former congressman, three-time high-stakes political loser, and leftist hanger-on. He is the wart, the Stuey if you will, of American leftist politics. The multimillionaire — made so with a huge assist from his very wealthy daddy-in-law — has been rejected by Texas and national Democrats in races for U.S. Senate and governor and in his ill-fated bid for the White House.
Like a pesky plantar wart, Robbie has no intention of going away mad because he has no intention of going away. He’s an unrequited lover in need of a restraining order. A Texas judge recently slapped him with one.
Powering ‘Deceptive Acts’
Seeking a return to political relevance, O’Rourke resurfaced earlier this year alongside failed vice presidential candidate, Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, at a liberal rally/political stunt near Houston. You talk about looking for love in all the wrong places — or at least with all the wrong people. It’s part of O’Rourke’s strategy to force Texans...
(Excerpt) Read more at thefederalist.com ...
His dumbass parents should have named him, Herpes.
Beto, not a political wart, but a pain in the Dorkbamahole hemorrhoid.
“Beto O’Rourke Is The Political Wart That Won’t Go Away”
Beto O’Rourke Is The Political Hemorrhoid That Won’t Go Away
There,fixed it
And that sh*t-for-brains isn’t the Demonic Party “Sugar Daddy”, it’s his idiotic, braindead father-in-law that funds all his failed exploits. I’m guessing that even included his skateboard lessons...
Couldn’t an unpleasant growth on the human body also be called a hemorrhoid, might be a better description than wart in describing Beto.
“Beto” is missing the two “ff”’s from the end of his nickname.
Kaitlin Bennett: Who are you voting for?
College kids: BETO!!!
Kaitlin Bennett: What do you think of Robert Francis O’Rourke?
College kids: WHO???
Yeah, like that guy Hogg.
As bad as he is, he almost beat Ted Cruz.
Anal wart
He’s the genital wart that somehow found its way into someone’s throat.
Thank God for that loser Beto.
There’s some 40-year-old Tejano Democrat mayor or legislator who grew up hunting and got a Silver Star in the sandbox who could win, but who will spend another cycle in obscurity thanks to Beto’s inability to hang it up.
...because Texas voters (women) are stupid...
LOL, that was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw him referred to as a “political wart”!
He doesn't like girls, unless they look like boys. Remember Emma Gonzalez?
Better than Stuey.
Unpopular as he is, he still has a loyal following of those who believe will soon be a blue state.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.