Memphis man shoots wife then drives her to hospital — but stops for beer along the way

DNYUZ ^ | August 9, 2035 | Unattributed

[ComputerGuy]

A man in Memphis shot his wife in the gut and then drove her to the hospital — but stopped to pick up a beer along the way, according to local officials.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: colt45; crime; decarlo; decarlopitchford; pitchford

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

Well........it’s not like the hospital has a beer vending machine!

C’mon, Man!

[Libloather]

[Adder]

What brand of beer? That might be important...

[DannyTN]

[FamiliarFace]

Same story here. https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4333700/posts

[Tell It Right]

In some marriages it’s a competition on who feels the most “disrespected”.

[ComputerGuy]

I missed that one.

[PghBaldy]

Elaine Benes (Seinfeld TV show) got into trouble for this. She hears her boyfriend is in hospital, buys Jujyfruits at concession stand then goes to visit.

[cabbagesNkings]

There’s a country song in all this (“I missed you…but my aim is better now”…)

[equaviator]

[Enterprise]

I don't always stop for a beer after I shoot my wife, but when I do, it's Colt 45.

[riverrunner]

She most likely well take him back when he gets out.

[FamiliarFace]

I normally would have too.

[redfreedom]

Seriously, that’s how life works with many battered relationships.

This story is much different, but I hauled a major drunk to the dry out tank for rehab. This was something he really wanted to do, which was to stop drinking. After dropping him off at the hospital I told his wife. Who promptly got in her car and got him out of the hospital.

So of course he went back to being a major drunk, chasing other women, going home late or not at all. Doing the things drunks typically do.

So yes, this clown that shot his old lady will likely be taken back by her. Next time could be fatal.

[Libloather]

[No name given]

Indeed.

[Sirius Lee]

Andy Caps Florrie.

[PGalt]

FReeper humor BUMP!

[epluribus_2]

Bardzo Dobrze!