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Shell shocked: TSA busts passenger with turtles in her bra
KTLA ^
| July 22, 2025
| by: Marc Sternfield
Posted on 07/22/2025 5:32:55 PM PDT by artichokegrower
Every day, passengers are caught at U.S. airport security checkpoints attempting to smuggle illegal drugs, weapons and various forms of contraband. But a recent incident drew special attention from the Transportation Security Administration.
“We’re back with another desperate plea to stop hiding animals in weird places on your body before airport security,” the TSA posted to X on Tuesday, alongside two photographs. “According to the report… ‘passenger divested two turtles from her breast area.’”
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: bra; florida; turtles
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If she had been wearing a turtleneck sweater she might have gotten away with it
To: artichokegrower
How much money did she shell out for those turtles?
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posted on
07/22/2025 5:35:01 PM PDT
by
GSWarrior
To: artichokegrower
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posted on
07/22/2025 5:35:50 PM PDT
by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere)
To: artichokegrower
Divested? It sounds like she sold some stock.
To: artichokegrower
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posted on
07/22/2025 5:36:57 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(YMMV)
To: artichokegrower
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posted on
07/22/2025 5:37:24 PM PDT
by
PAR35
To: artichokegrower
I am almost afraid to ask how the agent discovered the turtles.
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posted on
07/22/2025 5:38:50 PM PDT
by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF ISR pilot. Both bitten by the aviation bug)
To: artichokegrower
Was she a middle age former channel 6 reporter that went by the name April O’Neil? Just asking for a friend.
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posted on
07/22/2025 5:41:58 PM PDT
by
Trueblackman
(Nice t have a President again that knows where he exactly is during the day. )
To: Mark17
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posted on
07/22/2025 5:42:24 PM PDT
by
OldHarbor
To: artichokegrower
People have been caught with their clothes full of exotic birds, too...
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posted on
07/22/2025 5:44:01 PM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: artichokegrower
Shell shocked: TSA busts passenger with turtles in her braIt sounds like she tried to artificially bust herself.
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posted on
07/22/2025 5:44:18 PM PDT
by
higgmeister
(In the Shadow of The Big Chicken! )
To: Mark17
To: artichokegrower
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posted on
07/22/2025 5:45:55 PM PDT
by
buridan
To: buridan; The Spirit Of Allegiance; SunkenCiv; Rennes Templar; chajin; ProtectOurFreedom
Brazillian turtles? It's turtles all the way down.
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posted on
07/22/2025 5:52:04 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: artichokegrower
The tipoff was that the woman couldn’t stop giggling and laughing. That and the strange moving bumps on her chest.
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posted on
07/22/2025 5:52:07 PM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Diversity is our Strength” just doesn’t carry the same message as “Death from Above”s)
To: artichokegrower
Good line.
Wondered if this was a comedy writing class session.
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posted on
07/22/2025 5:58:02 PM PDT
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frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
To: artichokegrower
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posted on
07/22/2025 6:02:44 PM PDT
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frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
To: artichokegrower
Did you hear about the fellow who tried to smuggle a snapping turtle in his briefs?
He went off half-cocked.
To: PeterPrinciple
To: PeterPrinciple
I aint clickin that
Thomas the Tank Engine
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posted on
07/22/2025 6:19:07 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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