Trump visits ‘Alligator Alcatraz,’ sending a political message

The Washington Post ^ | July 1, 2025 | Cat Zakrzewski , Lori Rozsa and Matt Viser

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Americans display growing disapproval of those policies, according to numerous polls.

"Numerous polls" of which they neglect to identify.

[tumblindice]

Gators gotta eat.

[mewzilla]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/people/cat-zakrzewski/

Check our her bio.

She focuses on how tech billionaires are shaping the Trump administration.

Nice work if you can get it, eh?

[delchiante]

No Federal Immigration judge will be needed down there.

Smirk
:)

This will trigger some: Governor DeSantis discussing Deputizing Florida National Guard as ‘Immigration’ Judges

https://rumble.com/v6vkrkr-president-trump-confirms-florida-will-be-using-national-guardsmen-as-immigr.html?e9s=src_v1_upp_a

[No name given]

Exactly.

[Texas Eagle]

Americans increasingly disapprove of Trump’s immigration policies,

We do???? That's news to me. Fake News.

[bigbob]

They need a few “mascots” roaming the premises...and this song on blast:

https://youtu.be/n7GyLr7Cz2g

[ebshumidors]

From one to two percent?

[ConservativeMind]

Detainees should be taught not to run away from the reptiles in a straight line, he said, making a zigzagging motion with his hand. (Experts have debunked this advice and do recommend running away from alligators in a straight line).

Yeah, it doesn't matter which way you run when you can't run in water up to your waist.

So just stand and enjoy being eaten alive.

[P-Marlowe]

Americans Illegal Aliens display growing disapproval of those policies, according to numerous polls.

fixed it.

[Texas Eagle]

Sounds about right. A 10,000 percent increase!

[CIB-173RDABN]

So just stand and enjoy being eaten alive.

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They don’t eat you alive. They catch you, roll around in the water until you are dead, and they they stick you body in a cavity at the waters edge until you begin to decompose, at which time they eat you.

[Norski]

GATORTRAZ.

[SuperLuminal]

>"Americans increasingly disapprove of Trump’s immigration policies"

What an enormous pile of crap...

His immigration policies got him elected, and he is the first politician in two hundred years to fully act on his pre-election promises...

The people who voted for him could not be happier with his performance...

[ProtectOurFreedom]

"Detainees should be taught not to run away from the reptiles in a straight line, he said, making a zigzagging motion with his hand. (Experts have debunked this advice and do recommend running away from alligators in a straight line)."

Did WaPo REALLY consult "experts" on that? Did the "experts" really "debunk" it? Or is the WaPo trying to beat the Bee at its own game?

Sheesh, how stupid of them to "debunk" something like that. Are they just dumb children?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Are they just dumb children?

They are retards, to use one of the words they hate the most.

[zeebee]

Right. I learned that from Crocodile Dundee- the first one.

[Paladin2]

It took three WaPosters [Cat Zakrzewski , Lori Rozsa and Matt Viser], living in the darkness there, to generate this drivel?

ChatGPT is likely to have done better.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Over at France24, they say...

"“Don’t run in a straight line. Run like this,” he said, as he moved his hand in a zigzag motion. “And you know what? Your chances go up about 1%."

That doesn’t seem to be sound advice, though. It’s best to dash in one direction in the rare situation when an alligator gives chase, according to a website run by the University of Florida."

So they actually DID consult an "expert" website run by U of F on zigzag versus straight! The state of journalism today!

[Billthedrill]

Polk salad Annie
Gators got your granny
Chomp, chomp chomp