Posted on 05/28/2025 2:58:36 PM PDT by T Ruth
BASIC CONVERSATION
Instead of:
"Hi there. What are your pronouns?"
"Nice to meet you. Read any good female novelists lately?"
"Good morning. Are you ready to combat fascism?"
"Good afternoon. May I have consent to shake your hand?"
"Crazy weather we've been having. Climate change is an existential threat to humanity."
"Don't call me ma'am. It reeks of patriarchy."
Please try:
"Hi, how are you?"
"Nice to meet you. Where are you from?"
"What do you like to do in your spare time?"
Overcorrection (do not try):
"Sup, bro? What do you like more—tits or sluts?"
"Wanna meet up later and do some 'roids?"
"For sure, I would totally let Joe Rogan bang my wife."
(Excerpt) Read more at freebeacon.com ...
"Speaking with American Men: A Strategic Plan" is a $20 million project crafted by Democrats to "study the syntax, language and content that gains attention and virality in these spaces" of male voters
The real point of the project is: How to lie better when talking to men
Wow, I am a Masculine-Coded Heteronormative Cohort. I didn’t know it had a name.
“Inside the Democratic Party’s Strategic Efforts To Enhance Receptivity in Masculine-Coded Heteronormative Cohorts Through Data-Driven Holistic Outreach”
Huh?
It’s real. They need high priced consultants to teach them how to talk to men. Says it all about the mental state of the democrat leadership. They look at us as if we were exotic hothouse entities they never encountered in their daily life. Which may be true.
Masculine-Coded Heteronormative Cohorts do not eat quiche.
The great news is even though the article is satire apparently the democrats do feel the need to develope a strategic plan to talk to men. They still think their problem is messaging. They have learned nothing.
“Yo yo; we be gon’ make it rain tampons up in here. We down with the homes like Diddy wid baby oil - smooth easy greasy. My boy wins girls track meets bringing his own pole for the vault. Tuck ‘em if you got ‘em. Word!”
Anyone who likes scrambled eggs should try quiche. Maybe pass on the crust if you’re lo-carb. As for me, I gotta have my yolks runny or at least jelled.
Food is either nutritious and/or tasty, or not. It doesn’t have gender.
It looks like to me that they do not even eat steak or drink beer.
The article is funny but it is not satire or even farce because ProgDems really do talk that way and the recommended way to talk is real. This would not fit The Babylon Bee.
Yep.
Sounds kind of normal to me.
Could we address the guy as "Norm" for short?
World Class Democrat Aholes are trying to Lie more effectively by not talking like World Class Democrat Aholes.
They should pay me $20 million.
I always get a positive reaction when I speak to my husband.
“Honey, you in the mood?”
The answer is always yes.
Simple!
Someone with nothing else to do worked real hard for the title of this article “Inside the Democratic Party’s Strategic Efforts To Enhance Receptivity in Masculine-Coded Heteronormative Cohorts Through Data-Driven Holistic Outreach”. But what does it mean in layman’s terms?
First tip... learn how to define what a woman is.
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