Israel didn’t tamper with Hezbollah’s exploding pagers, it made them – New York Times

Times of Israel ^ | 9/19/24 | TOI Staff

[Uncle Miltie]

All Your Device Are Belong To Us!

[Highest Authority]

I believe nothing that the Times says! Ever!

[Iron Munro]

Israel sending truckloads of exploding goats to HAMAS and Hezbollah whore houses.

[JayGalt]

I like to think that Nasrallah who spearheaded the move to pagers has lost face as part of the fallout from Israel’s operation. Sowing seeds of discord, further weakening Hezbollah.

[PGalt]

https://jihadwatch.org/2024/09/israel-blows-up-thousands-of-hizballah-walkie-talkies-in-second-wave-of-communications-attack

[FlingWingFlyer]

Hey! Like Hillary Clintoon always says, “Whatever it takes!” I’d like to know who made the paragliders that the Hamass Paramonkey Flying Circus used for their October 7th massacre.

[faithhopecharity]

The NY Slines has been a pro- Nazi rag from its coverup
Of the German murder factories in World War Two. I trust nothing in the paper. Not even its crossword puzzles

[rktman]

Awesome!

[eastforker]

Now if they could just get those rockets to explode on the launch pad before lift off.

[ansel12]

The manufacturer could lose future sales for his pager, even Bud Light didn’t have this image problem.

They could always branch off into walkie-talkies.

[PGalt]

Civilization v barbarians. Civilization strikes back.

[GreenHornet]

To be on the safe side, in the future Hezbollah will be ordering all of its electronic devices from ACME Corporation.

[cgbg]

Agreed—notice that the New York Times has already changed their story once.

That is always a tip they are just repeating Mossad/CIA lies.

[ncalburt]

How Many pager went off at the NY Slimes offices ?
Did evil Maggie H pager explode ?

[2nd Amendment]

ring ring Is that you abdul?
yes!
Ka-boom!

[outofsalt]

They set their beebers to stune!

[ComputerGuy]

When you want to reach out and touch someone.

[grey_whiskers]

Thanks for giving China the idea, *ssh*les.

[BBQToadRibs2]

Israel sends it’s condolences and offers Hezbollah complimentary free pager and walkie talkie replacements.

[Uncle Miltie]

Hiroshima and Nagasaki gave the idea of nukes to The Soviet Union.