[ChicagoConservative27]

I'm practically giddy

[blackdog]

“Hey, woman! Change the Chanel for me on the remote, adjust the house thermostat, and start up that load of wash!”

[KarlInOhio]

That pair of tin cans you were planning on using to communicate now that pagers, walkie-talkies and cell phones explode? They’re connected by det cord instead of a string.

[bigbob]

The ability to blow your enemies balls off with the push of a button is going to be hard to top.

[T. Rustin Noone]

In my minds eye I am seeing microwave ovens and clock radios
flying out windows in Beirut, desperately trying to avoid
KABOOM.

[jjotto]

“The Lebanese MTV channel reported on Wednesday that Iran’s ambassador to Lebanon was evacuated to Tehran along with about 90 others who were injured in the pager explosions.”

[Luke21]

They are so kickass.

[Ransomed]

They should make a movie about this operation. Does anyone know if they gave it an official name?

Freegards

[heavy metal]

reach out and touch someone redefined...

[DesertRhino]

This is the funniest war trick since the Trojan Horse.

[frank ballenger]

They’ve come a long way since the American CIA plot to put poison in Fidel Castro’s toothpaste to make his beard fall out.

And to give Castro a box of exploding cigars.

Or stick him with a poison tipped pen.

https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/fidel-castros-death/fidel-castro-cia-s-7-most-bizarre-assassination-attempts-n688951

[PubliusMM]

Gotta add popcorn to the shopping list...

[grobdriver]

and the destruction of Hezbollah’s communications system.

Ha! I bet!

Who's going to put a radio or cell phone next to their head how??

His name is Nobody!!

[bunkerhill7]

exploding wireless earphones/earbuds comin right up.

[NonValueAdded]

new iPhone coming out ... just sayin’

[HamiltonJay]

Israel has taken eff around and find out to a whole other level.

[dadfly]

now that’s how you gaslight an opponent.

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

I remember reading that the Islamofascistnazis had switched over to the old pager technology due to the ability of Western Civilization to track cell phones.

If I had the $$$, it would be great to fashion thousands and thousands of plastic fake pagers, just the outside shell. Then, air drop them all over the islamofascistnazis. Many of them would run, run, run. Observe where many of them run to (tunnels, barracks, etc) and send them to Allah.

[wardaddy]

I bet they do

[BobL]

One site that I like to follow gets Ukraine right (which isn’t hard to do, for those here who aren’t operatives), though they HATE Israel (the commentators). But the Pager Attack even impressed them, and they almost sounded like Israel fans.

[Jumper]

Israel will keep track of the doctors, insurance claims, hospital video and visit all those recovering from their wounds.

500 blinded, 1000 missing fingers or hands. Brilliant.