[nickcarraway]

Leave the gun, take the lasagna.

[wildcard_redneck]

The bitches be crazy.

Hybristophilia
Hybristophilia is a paraphilia involving sexual interest in and attraction to those who commit crimes. The term is derived from the Greek word hubrizein, meaning “to commit an outrage against someone”, and philo, meaning “having a strong affinity/preference for”. Many high-profile criminals, particularly those who have committed atrocious crimes, receive “fan mail” in prison that is sometimes amorous or sexual, presumably because of this phenomenon

[Red Badger]

[faithhopecharity]

yeah, that frozen lasagna would be just about the first thing I’d check

[Enterprise]

Git a rope!