DARWIN WINNER!
1 posted on
07/06/2024 10:17:24 AM PDT by
lightman
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To: lightman
He obviously didn’t pay attention during the lecture on Newton’s third law.
31 posted on
07/06/2024 10:53:47 AM PDT by
FoxInSocks
("Hope is not a course of action." — M. O'Neal, USMC)
To: lightman
Actually, if he already had kids, then he can’t be a Darwin Award winner. You only get that coveted prize when you completely remove your genes from the gene pool, and thereby increase the average intelligence of the human race.
32 posted on
07/06/2024 10:54:01 AM PDT by
Ancesthntr
("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." - The Weapons Shops of Isher)
To: stylecouncilor
To: lightman
Did the wife hold his beer?
35 posted on
07/06/2024 10:56:06 AM PDT by
Bullish
(...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
To: lightman
"Self-Selection"
37 posted on
07/06/2024 10:56:40 AM PDT by
logi_cal869
(-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
To: lightman
The genius...
38 posted on
07/06/2024 10:57:20 AM PDT by
aquila48
(Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
To: lightman
Apparently, Florida Man has (had) a brother in South Carolina.
47 posted on
07/06/2024 11:25:07 AM PDT by
noiseman
(The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
To: lightman
50 posted on
07/06/2024 11:34:20 AM PDT by
right way right
(“May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope”)
To: lightman
And of course it was alcohol related
52 posted on
07/06/2024 11:39:04 AM PDT by
NWFree
(Somebody has to say it 🤪)
To: lightman
He let those hellcat rockets 🧨 go to his head
53 posted on
07/06/2024 11:40:21 AM PDT by
NWFree
(Somebody has to say it 🤪)
To: lightman
I believe the rules for being a Darwin Winner is that the person has no offspring.
Before we hand out the much desired Darwin Award, further investigation is needed.
To: lightman
I saw a new clip that said he’s been drinking since 6pm
Hours and hours later - he finally gave up drinking
58 posted on
07/06/2024 11:55:19 AM PDT by
NWFree
(Somebody has to say it 🤪)
To: lightman
60 posted on
07/06/2024 11:57:55 AM PDT by
skimbell
To: lightman
61 posted on
07/06/2024 11:59:29 AM PDT by
Drew68
To: lightman
massive head injuries or massive head pieces ???
To: lightman
67 posted on
07/06/2024 12:34:10 PM PDT by
bunkerhill7
(Don't shoot until you see the whites of their lies)
To: lightman
At least I no longer have to try that myself. I think I can safely scratch it off my bucket list.
I still have an iron man daylight hike in August across Death Valley with no food, water and cordless bungee jumping to go. If I live long enough.
76 posted on
07/06/2024 1:26:40 PM PDT by
sphinx
To: lightman
Read a book when I was young that was ostensibly written by a former SS Officer. In it, he wrote of SS Officer cadets setting off concussion grenades balanced on the steel army helmet they were wearing. He claimed that if you did it right, the helmet would reflect the force of the blast and, while your bell was rung, you suffered no serious injury.
Of course, I have also read, more recently, that the author was a BS artist.
78 posted on
07/06/2024 2:07:29 PM PDT by
Pilsner
To: lightman
I feel bad for the guy. He was just being patriotic.
80 posted on
07/06/2024 2:10:47 PM PDT by
McGruff
(Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*** things up - Barack Obama)
To: lightman
Academy Award of “hold my beer”.
82 posted on
07/06/2024 2:25:18 PM PDT by
Lockbar
(Even when you think you finally have enough ammo, you still really don't have enough. )
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