I am happy you kept me out of the hoosegow, but I bet they are happier.
I did a welfare check on Spunky.
No one was home, so I went to the police station to get assistance.
While there, over the radio came a report of a female senior streaking into the North Cascades National Park.
I told the desk sergeant “That’s my girl!” and they went out to get her.
When they brought her home, she was not coherent. All she would say was that tequila was the best thing she ever had found.
She fell fast asleep.
When she wakes up, she will deny everything, but the police cams tell the tale.
By the way,no funds were expended by the bail fund—I did some fancy talking and kept Spunky out of the hoosegow.
OMG! I just knew it! Probably doing the floss too.
Sean Davis
@seanmdav
The Biden-Harris regime deliberately denied Trump sufficient security, cleared the path for an assassin’s bullet, allowed Trump to get shot in the head, and then lied about it for weeks. And when it all failed, they ran a coup on their own candidate, all while patting themselves on the back for defending “democracy.”
They get really mad when you point this out.
10:05 PM · Jul 26, 2024
I KNEW it! I warned her about the tequila! Well, I hope she’s learned her lesson. Thank goodness you’re taking care of these things, exit. Spunky owes you.....and we all owe you our gratitude for saving her from a wayward life, or even one behind bars.
Now, I’m wondering about Dolly. I think she was supposed to be back in NC by now, watering her planters and on her deck, reading. Could you do a welfare check on her if we don’t hear something soon? Might be a little tougher to pin her down.....she’s a traveller!
You are The Man.
“By the way,no funds were expended by the bail fund—I did some fancy talking and kept Spunky out of the hoosegow.”
Great job!!
And a hilarious story, I almost spit out my coffee. Something like Spunky’s creations with graphics ran through mind, lol.
I am happy you kept me out of the hoosegow, but I bet they are happier.