Posted on 05/26/2024 6:59:19 AM PDT by airdalecheif
I’ve seen that movie.
I cut school with FERRIS and saw it in the theater downtown.
You r spell check is smarter than my spell check
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Ladies and gentlemen, fellow citizens of this great land,
Blusteration of the flibberflobber, as we embark on a journey of zippity zaps and whirligigs, let us remember the important flubadubs of our nation’s quizzlequats. The bamboozles and shenanigans we face are nothing compared to the schnitzelwumps of yesteryear.
In the spirit of honkadoodles and splendiferous splangdoodles, I stand before you, ready to tackle the flibberflabbity foozles. Our crumpalumpagus is strong, and with the support of our jigglejaggle, we can overcome any kerfuffle.
I propose a new era of wigglewaggles and zizzlewazzles, where every zippity zap can find its boondoggle and every whatchamacallit can flourish in the land of doodads. Our commitment to jibberjabber and flibberflabber will guide us through the quizzical quagmire of flabbergasters and flimflams.
Together, we will zizzle, we will wizzle, and we will schnizzle the nizzle for a brighter, more flibberfabulous future. Let the gibberish of our forefathers be our guiding flibbleflob, and may the ziggity zaggity of our actions bring us closer to the quizzlequats we cherish.
Thank you, and may the snazzlefrats be ever in your favor!
Zippity zap, my fellow flibberflobbers!
The commie West Pointer would only have a Batchelor’s degree. So, being hired as a prof doesn’t quite sound right. Maybe admitted into a graduate history program (Like we need another commie history professor!) Do you have a source\link for that?
It appears that someone has ODed on Dr. Suess as a child.
Could not have said it better.
At least he didn’t tell them, Clap you stupid sons of bitches, like he did on another base.
“It’s possible. 81 million morons”
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Lots of sheeple in this country.
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Liberals voting multiple times.
Yep... Illegals.. pro Hamas terrorists wanna be terrorist and/ muslims..drug dealers.. pervert.. moochers.. American haters.. mentally imbalanced ... It adds up.
Yep... Illegals.. pro Hamas terrorists wanna be terrorist and/or muslims..drug dealers.. pervert.. moochers.. American haters.. mentally imbalanced ... It adds up.
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