Posted on 05/14/2024 6:00:48 PM PDT by chickenlips
A man’s ill-fated attempt to take a joy ride on a boat he didn’t own ended in a watery mess off the shores of St. Augustine, prompting a flurry of activity on social media.
According to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC), Anthony Terry found himself in hot water after allegedly stealing a woman’s $100,000 boat near Conch House Marina.
The boat, now afloat but listing heavily, became a viral sensation on Facebook, with images of its accident spreading rapidly.
Describing the scene, one eyewitness shared, “He approached my daughter and her boyfriend in his underwear with a boat bumper tied to his arm wearing an ankle monitor.”
Wildlife officers reported that on Tuesday, he stole the boat from a private dock located just south of Conch House Marina.
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This guy's mug shot could make him the Florida man poster boy.
Photo and news report at link.
Florida Man.
Can’t RdS fix that?
Well, at least he didn’t cause the Beaverton Flood and a global warming panic.....
What’s to fix?
Florida Man is our defense against invasion.
Oh yeah, I hate it when that happens. So annoying.
In his drawers? Nancy’s hubby sure gets around...
Well...uh...at least they know where he is...
Describing the scene, one eyewitness shared, “He approached my daughter and her boyfriend in his underwear with a boat bumper tied to his arm wearing an ankle monitor.”
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Dressed as a drag queen: no problem
On the bright side, he wasn’t starkers (as the Brits like to say).
Florida Man Eternal.
Although functionally, I'm not sure what is the fine distinction between underwear and swim trunks.
I recall just recently three bruthas were arrested for murder, and the arresting
officer noted all three were wearing ankle monitors.
THAT is a $100,000 boat? She got ripped off by whoever sold it to her.
Not really a Gator ping, but a NE Florida ping.
What’s the point of an ankle monitor if he can still go out and steal a $100,000 boat?
if men flash their privates or run around in their underwear, they definitely are doing it for other men to see..
Type in your birthday - or any date - and “Florida man” and post the story.
Seriously. There’s one or two funny stories for every day of the year. !
You only live once.
...and men are not interested for sure. I’ll skip the alternative for the sake of decorum.
This guy’s mug shot could make him the Florida man poster boy
Missing the “dumass” tattoo on his neck!
FYI, Vilano Beach is really a quiet little enclave just a bridge away from wonderful city of St Augustine.
Meth or Alcohol?
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