"...and it's all mixed up with some radioactive water."
And here we thought that ghastly glow you exude was some kind of reflective angelic aura, which was related in some way to your fascination and familiarity with the Angel Moroni.
( 🙂 )
Not me!
I get...
1. salt (residue from trying to get most of the hard water minerals out),
2. the minerals the salt did NOT get out,
3. and it's all mixed up with some radioactive water.
Yummy!