Posted on 05/10/2024 12:09:05 PM PDT by Loyalist
ST. JOHN'S, N.L. - Police in Newfoundland say patrol officers were assaulted Thursday by a "very irate male" wielding a block of cheese.
A media release from the Royal Newfoundland Constabulary says the incident occurred when officers responded to a disturbance at a residence in central St. John's, N.L., at around 9 p.m.
The release says they encountered an angry man who then assaulted the officers with "a block of cheese."
Police say they arrested the man, and charged him with assault, assaulting a police officer and breach of probation.
He was taken to a lockup facility in St. John's to await a court appearance.
The RNC did not say if the officers were injured or what kind of cheese was used
They say he was from Monterey...his name was Jack!
He’ll be the real cheese knees at his local lock up....
I hear he was a Swiss gentleman and holier than thou!
Cheeze Louise!
Perp was French no doubt.
Actually I’m originally from Newfoundland as is my mother. In fact, we are affectionately referred to as goofy newfies. And no we’re not all stupid. Newfoundlanders are wonderful people, and I’m proud of my Newfoundland heritage.
They couldn’t convict as he ate the evidence.
I think you’re right.
There’s not a shred of evidence, no matter how you slice it.
Will they allow him cheese in jail?
I swiss I could learn of his motive.
It was all fun and games until Laughing Cow was no longer amoozed.
Year 2024 on the Hebrew calendar was when Abraham was 76, 1737 BCE (Before Common Edam). This was one year after he "went out" from Haran at age 75, as linked below.
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It's a dirty job, but someone's got to spread the liberating news...
'Irate male' assaulted Newfoundland officers with block of cheeseMeaning,
I really don't think anything is going to be able to stick to this genius, because you can't keep a Gouda man down, especially one located in a new found land.
You may wonder how did I... arrive at this destination? (Ohr knot.) Well, this morning as the Sun rose, I was reminded of some key intel that's in the transcript for the introduction of the DMC time machine (Thanks, AI! Joshua took you for a reason.):
1:33 you see Einstein has just become the world's first time traveler I said it's(Who doesn't remember what happened at the Fox photo kiosk when the actor himself was transported into the Era of Destruction?)
1:40
a future one minute into the future to be exact that precisely 1:21 a.m. in
1:47
zero seconds we shall catch up with his ever tyrosine
1:53
wait a minute wait a minute doc fire are you telling me you built a time machine
1:59
out of a DeLorean the way I see it if you're gonna build a time machine into a
2:06
car why not do with some style besides the stainless steel construction
2:10
made the Fox dispersal...
Recall that the date of the scene above was the Sabbath of 11 Cheshvan, Jewish Mother's Day, when the opening line of the Parsha (Lech Lecha) is the one used as the source for Y Abraham is the first Jew. Abram was willing to head out with a Spring in his step, a twinkle in his Eye, and a song in his heart.
The Y (Flux Capacitor) is certainly not for everyone. Look how Biff abused it, what with that hole horrid Alt 1985... whose seed of destruction originated from an innocent remark about the cubbies.
1:47
zero seconds we shall catch up with his ever tyrosine...
L-Tyrosine or tyrosine (symbol Tyr or Y)[2] or 4-hydroxyphenylalanine is one of the 20 standard amino acids that are used by cells to synthesize proteins. It is a non-essential amino acid with a polar side group. The word "tyrosine" is from the Greek tyrΓ³s, meaning cheese, as it was first discovered in 1846 by German chemist Justus von Liebig in the protein casein from cheese.[3][4] It is called tyrosyl when referred to as a functional group or side chain. While tyrosine is generally classified as a hydrophobic amino acid, it is more hydrophilic than phenylalanine.[5] It is encoded by the codons UAC and UAU in messenger RNA.
Joseph's Ankh-core:
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Deepspace covered it. Join the Navi see the world:
βOpen for meβ β Rabbi Yasa said: The Holy One blessed be He said to Israel: My children, open for Me one opening of repentance like the eye of the needle, and I will open for you openings that wagons and carriages enter through it.phrase used in the Navy, usually on a ship or submarine, said by one shipmate to tell other shipmate(s) to stand aside (and make a "hole") as they are in a legitimate hurry, such as when a shipmate is injured and is hurrying to medical
Make a hole! Injured shipmate coming through!
by deepspace10 July 6, 2013
https://www.sefaria.org/Shir_HaShirim_Rabbah.5.2?lang=bi
As you can see, the hole situation is so cheesy that it's a place where Ys men never go. But Ys men never fall in love, so how are they to know? Then again... π
"Open up your heart and let this fool rush in." ~ The King
Across the border, the Downeast Viewpoint:
My little boy took off today
To go to David's place
It's really not that far away
Just down the road a trace..
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