Papua New Guinea's Prime Minister James Marape addresses the media
I noted they all appear well fed.
Everyone just misunderstood Brandon. What he meant was his uncle had eaten *with* cannibals. Now back to our regularly scheduled collapse of the country.
Take your cannibal slander back or we will eat your childrens!
To bad Prime Minister James Marape’s ancestors were cannibals. It is not our problem but theirs.
Look at those teeth! Tell me that guy is not a cannibal!
Dear President Biden,
There is no cannibalism in Papua New Guinea
Signed,
The Honorable James Marape - Papua New Guinea Prime Minister, in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.
The Cannibal Community Frowns Upon Your Shenanigans!
Well, I don’t know about their cannibalism, but some of the best coffee I have ever had was Lifeboat Wild Grown Papua New Guinea. That’s is my go to cup at home. Smooth, strong, delicious chocolatey undertones. Lifeboat is Pro-Life, Pro 2A. Worthy of Freeper support.
This cannibal goes into a 5 Guys burger joint and orders a burger. He gets his order, sits down, and takes a bite. After a little while, he stands up and yells,"This is false advertising! I only taste two!"
“I checked the chef’s meat invoices, your uncle’s name wasn’t on any of them!”
“Our people have much better taste than to do that.”
As Spanky’s Uncle George once said:
“Yum Yum Eat-’em-up”
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