Posted on 04/17/2024 1:51:26 PM PDT by nickcarraway
President Biden twice implied Wednesday that his uncle Ambrose Finnegan was eaten by cannibals in New Guinea after his plane went down during World War II — even though military records show that the aircraft disappeared over the Pacific.
“He got shot down in an area where there were a lot of cannibals at the time,” Biden initially told reporters before boarding Air Force One as he departed Scranton, Pa.
“They never recovered his body, but the government went back when I went down there and they checked and found some parts of the plane.” After arriving in Pittsburgh, the 81-year-old president told the same story to United Steelworkers union members. “He got shot down in New Guinea and they never found the body because there used to be — there were a lot of cannibals, for real, in that part of New Guinea,” Biden said.
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Aren't Democrats saying they will win every single elected office in Idaho, because Republicans passing an anti-cannibalism law?
When he goes to the coast he can claim it was sharks that ate him
If Trump had said anything remotely like that the screams of "racism!" would be coming in at 150 decibels.
But because Joe is handing out cash to the race activists hand-over fist, it's no harm, no foul.
They spit him out, because they thought he tasted funny.
Just wait - some woke pretend general will order changes to the record.
“for real”
One of Biden’s many tells.
...that his uncle Ambrose Finnegan....”
I’m getting drunk just reading “Ambrose Finnegan”!
“Biden Suggests Uncle Eaten by ‘Cannibals’ in New Guinea”
That’s actually in IMPROVEMENT on Biden’s likely earlier claim of being eaten by ‘Cannabis’.
God help me if I ever start spinning yarns straight out of my dreams.
The leftists don’t care about the truth and, in fact, they like these bogus stories because they know it will drive conservatives up the wall and cause them to waste time trying to get the truth out (MSM *will not* help).
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turned to the other and asked “Does this taste funny to you?”
He simply misspoke.
He really meant to say it was Beau that was eaten by cannibals.
Nah. His uncle was killed at Gettysburg. Just ask Joe.
In defense of Biden, canninbals are known to like whiskey marinated white meat.
There once was a man named Finnegan,
Who cannibals had for din again.
And when they were done,
A fat one did pun,
I’m Biden my time
to begin again.
This guy is truly evil, and quite possibly possessed by a demon.
If he ever had it, he’s lost it.
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