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All I Want For Christmas Is Something That Won’t Break Immediately
The Federalist ^ | 12/20/2023 | ANNA KALADISH REYNOLDS

Posted on 12/20/2023 9:28:45 AM PST by SeekAndFind

If you must exchange Christmas gifts this year, let it be something old and sturdy. Let’s give the landfills a break.

The current minimalism fad might be the only sane response to having so much cheap junk in our lives. When considering Christmas gifts to buy or receive, many weary shoppers find that the most appealing present seems to be nothing at all. It’s a weariness induced by material overload of items that just don’t work.

Writing on his Substack, author Walter Kirn bemoans living in “Generation Junk.” In painful detail, to which so many of us can relate, Kirn describes the catalogue of appliances, tools, and dishes that have quickly become useless. These items, he writes, are “ending their long journeys from overseas factories in unmarked graves in my local Montana landfill.” He adds, “I have a whole ghost kitchen in this landfill, and soon I will need to reserve a bigger plot.”

Don’t we all at this point? It is absurd that when neighbors ordered a new television that arrived cracked, the company simply refunded the money and told them not to return it. What’s more, not a single local appliance repair shop could fix it.

It’s not just televisions and kitchenware. Upon purchasing a sledgehammer (from an allegedly reputable brand for no small sum, I might add), you may find the first time it makes contact with concrete, the head of the sledgehammer separates from the handle. Again, what solution is there but to pitch it?

Amazon, Influencers, and Knickknacks

I’ll spare you further examples, as Kirn has already provided many with appropriately dark humor. And I’m sure every reader living in a lavish postmodern consumer culture has his own long list of examples.

We all suffer under the madness, but why hasn’t anyone reined it in? Take Amazon, for starters. Anyone who has spent a weekday at home in the suburbs will see a parade of Amazon delivery trucks carting boxes of junk to American homes on a daily basis.

Another factor is undoubtedly what can be termed broadly as “influencer culture.” Starting in early childhood, internet personalities supply an endless stream of “unboxing” videos. In these odes to unrestrained materialism, content creators — some of them small children — remove the packaging from brand-new, straight-off-the-shipping-container merchandise to show viewers their “haul.” Notably, there are rarely if ever follow-up videos demonstrating how these items held up to daily wear and tear. There is just the video of something shiny and new, which viewers can, of course, usually purchase using an Amazon affiliate link.

In addition to the miscellany of life that is so easily broken and unusable, there is a steady stream of cheaply manufactured T-shirts, plastic toys, water bottles, seasonal décor, and infuriating knickknacks that make their way into the average household.

Minimalism, or the End of Heirlooms?

Is it any wonder that minimalism is such a craze among Millennials? The idea of ridding our homes of all the flotsam and jetsam of poorly made products that are not built to last seems like the only path out. Kirn quotes from William Morris, the father of the Arts and Crafts movement, who advised sagely, “Have nothing in your home that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful.” This is a favorite quote among certain minimalists, people who subscribe to a philosophy of ridding their personal environment and lives of superfluous content and focusing on what they value most.

There does seem to be a downside to minimalism. Older generations speak sadly of the heirloom China that none of the grandkids want. An older woman working at a thrift store brought a bundle of household items to work with her every day as a donation because her children had made it known they did not want any of her things when she died. It’s grim and, to some extent, understandable.

This Christmas, Gift the Old, Forgo the New

There’s one caveat the younger generations should seriously consider. The one item Kirn mentions that hasn’t broken irrevocably? A 70-year-old juicer in perfect working order. If you don’t want your grandmother’s China, that might be forgivable. But her cast iron pans? Those are family heirlooms worth holding onto!

As is so often repeated with increasing layers of meaning, “They don’t make things like they used to.” Your grandfather’s tools may have been rusting in someone’s garage for decades, but do not throw them out! You can clean good tools, and they will continue to function long after all the latest purchases from Amazon crumple into a sad monument to greed, cheap labor, and abject materialism.

If you must exchange Christmas gifts this year, let it be something old and sturdy, homemade, or the gift of an experience. Let’s give the landfills a break.


Anna Kaladish Reynolds is a wife and mother in the great state of Texas. She writes at InspireVirtue.com and is interested in books and living the examined life.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: christmas; gifts; reliability
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To: cuz1961

Last year the Omega Moonswatch was released and the public went wild selling it out quickly. Swiss made the thing was cheap (relatively) crap. Of course the Chinese quickly made copies with their own weird brand names on them. Turns out the Chinese copies were better made and sturdier than the originals. I didn’t buy any but as a watch nerd it was a phenomenon to observe.


21 posted on 12/20/2023 10:15:55 AM PST by xp38
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To: SeekAndFind

I still use silverware that my sister got using S&H Green Stamps in the 80s. Good enough, and at this point it has a pretty decent story behind them.


22 posted on 12/20/2023 10:20:59 AM PST by glorgau
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To: Red Badger

23 posted on 12/20/2023 10:22:29 AM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: xp38

i have an 2022 indonesian made squire mustang bass , it is just as nice , maybe more, than the 72 fender mustang i has as a kid.

but finding an accurate digital humidity gauge has been a pain.

waiting on the latest purchase now.


24 posted on 12/20/2023 10:22:36 AM PST by cuz1961 (USCGR Vet, John Adams Descendant , deal with it.)
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To: cuz1961

The roulette purchase wheel is spinning as we post!


25 posted on 12/20/2023 10:25:30 AM PST by xp38
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To: SeekAndFind

I was actually filling out a form the other day and it took 4 ball point pens to finish a one-page form. All out of a new box of pens.

When I was in school back in the 70’s, a good BIC pen would last me a full school year and then some.


26 posted on 12/20/2023 10:33:47 AM PST by Zack Attack (✔)
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To: SeekAndFind

I got sick of defective manual can openers....

Then I found the only that I know of USA opener:

Google:

ez-duz-it-can-opener

Awesome!


27 posted on 12/20/2023 10:40:58 AM PST by funwithfood
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To: SeekAndFind

To add insult to injury, the time-stealing super-packaging that encases much of this junk is typically littered with all of the envirowackoly-correct slogans and seals of approval.

Look, I just want a normal, stainless steel dish drainer, okay? Stainless steel... to drain and dry wet cookware and utensils and stuff.

It’s not complicated.


28 posted on 12/20/2023 10:49:01 AM PST by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️, aka every man)
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To: canuck_conservative
The pay part is what people do not want to do. It is sort of the "boots" theory of economics. The poor man buys the boots that cost ten dollars, leak in six months and totally wear out in a year, the rich man buys boots that cost seventy five dollars, never leak and last ten years.

The other problem is that people are paying very high prices for things that will not last because they are trendy rather then paying high prices for things that will last because they are classic and will be wearable and usable twenty years from now.

29 posted on 12/20/2023 10:52:15 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( In a quaint alleyway, they graciously signaled for a vehicle on the main road to lead the way. )
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To: SeekAndFind

Too many people go for quantity rather than quality, and would rather buy oodles of cheap plastic junk rather than a few quality pieces.

For almost every consumer product there is a high quality alternative, but they sell in small numbers.

Some i am looking for but can’t find:

-made in the First World electric kettle
-made in the first world toaster/toaster oven
-my Mom wants a decent meat thermometer
-new car with minimal plastic in the interior that doesn’t cost $500,000


30 posted on 12/20/2023 10:52:40 AM PST by Reverend Wright ( Everything touched by progressives, dies !)
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To: SeekAndFind
appliances, tools, and dishes

The appliance and tool short-livedness is due to regulation forcing manufacturers to build unreliable crap. The definitely don't build them like they used to. The best materials and adhesives are outlawed.

I don't know what to say about the dishes. Maybe they thing they're supposed to withstand being thrown on the floor.

31 posted on 12/20/2023 11:15:48 AM PST by fruser1
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

This is exactly right. It’s still easily possible to find nice things that last, just not for cheap prices at Walmart or Amazon.

If you want something nice, manufactured domestically, or in Europe, it’s going to cost money. But, it will last just like we expect it to.

In decades past, folks saved up their money to buy things, and those things were nice and they lasted. Now, people are accustomed to buying cheap goods, cheap food, cheap everything, and they’re surprised when the goods don’t last, the food is unhealthy, etc.

The thing to do is buy fewer things, but buy better things. This goes for goods and food alike.


32 posted on 12/20/2023 11:15:52 AM PST by Languager
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To: IYAS9YAS

The other problem is when that integrated LED light fixture dies in a few years, good luck finding one that matches it. Now you either have mismatched light fixtures, or replace them all.


33 posted on 12/20/2023 11:19:42 AM PST by brianl703
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To: Red Badger

34 posted on 12/20/2023 11:43:30 AM PST by catnipman (A Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils Still Counts As A Vote For Evil)
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To: Billthedrill

“Fruitcake doesn’t break.”

and after hardening for a few years makes a pretty darn good door stop!


35 posted on 12/20/2023 11:44:42 AM PST by catnipman (A Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils Still Counts As A Vote For Evil)
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To: Reverend Wright
Kitchen Aid used to be made in the USA.

Not sure any more.

36 posted on 12/20/2023 11:46:31 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( In a quaint alleyway, they graciously signaled for a vehicle on the main road to lead the way. )
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To: funwithfood

best can opener ever made:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00T4RH8E6


37 posted on 12/20/2023 11:47:31 AM PST by catnipman (A Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils Still Counts As A Vote For Evil)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Doesn’t looke it anymore.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/296059259294?hash=item44ee81c99e:g:JN0AAOSwPRZlW1yW&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA0AF7HXyBoETnNUJsCVwDhywm38TiPWi%2F%2B7kQPBMoHlV%2BBIZXNm%2BMuBKc3wo4iQyF%2Fwsxk0gpXzXuMkHtuiAjvTA2vYKxSW5%2BlJtL83sqUvCHTgvY%2FYXTBcjCWAuz8Sr6rYtcZjSDMxlLFsiH%2BsCxH%2BZTcKx9JNZ1m4kGeajd%2FBGwO9avpeGyvZHGH%2FkWc%2BPlVQLrNLlp450JKC13IFxtAU0kZRDMyG9Qb%2FSY9SUV7cb7XuA8oD%2Bq%2BQcewnAjxKiNWWOPbtpwLp%2FLIHp5Q11pfOk%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR-ra-IyRYw


38 posted on 12/20/2023 11:59:53 AM PST by Reverend Wright ( Everything touched by progressives, dies !)
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To: Reverend Wright
That is sad.
39 posted on 12/20/2023 12:02:02 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( In a quaint alleyway, they graciously signaled for a vehicle on the main road to lead the way. )
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To: Reverend Wright

I’m looking for a good headstone.

I don’t care how long it lasts.

🙄


40 posted on 12/20/2023 12:15:12 PM PST by Laslo Fripp (Semper Fidelis)
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