Mitt Romney, We Hardly Knew Ye

The Federalist ^ | 10/30/23 | MARK HEMINGWAY

[CFW]

Last month, Mitt Romney announced he will retire from the Senate after one term. Romney, who is 76, cited his age. That was undoubtedly a major consideration for a guy with a platoon of grandchildren.

It’s also true that Romney is unpopular with Utah voters and had no real chance of reelection after becoming the most prominent elected Republican antagonist of Donald Trump. With Romney’s 30-year political career ending with a whimper, there would naturally be a forceful attempt to shape his legacy as something other than a failure.

Fortunately, Romney already made plans for this. The Atlantic’s McKay Coppins, also a practicing Mormon, was already beavering away on a Romney biography that was sure to be sympathetic. Sure enough, very soon after Romney’s retirement announcement, The Atlantic ran a juicy excerpt adapted from the prologue of the forthcoming book. While the excerpt was sympathetic to Romney, in some ways it defied expectations.

The tableau it paints of Romney is something of a caricature. A luxury condo in the Watergate was too painful a commute to the Capitol, and Ann Romney doesn’t like spending time in D.C., so he’s living alone in a $2.4 million townhouse on Capitol Hill. He passes the time by watching Ted Lasso reruns on his 98-inch television while eating salmon sandwiches slathered in ketchup because he doesn’t like salmon. (When it comes to food, the septuagenarian Romney, who has declared his favorite meat is “hot dog,” seems to have the maturity of a 7-year-old.)

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Hemingway calls Romney dangerously out of touch. This quote from the Atlantic writer Coppins speaks volumes about Romney and probably other anti-Trump Republicans:

Next, Hannity demanded to know why Romney wasn’t more outraged by the Burisma scandal. Romney — who didn’t spend enough time in the conservative media bubble to know the shorthand for Hunter Biden’s allegedly corrupt dealings with a Ukrainian energy company — responded by asking, ‘What’s Burisma?’ Hannity exploded: ‘How do you not know what Burisma is?‘

Hemingway points out these developments under Biden:

Meanwhile, Biden’s DOJ is arresting people for protesting against abortion, labeling parents terrorists for objecting to lesson plans that look like they were authored by Mao Tse-Tung and Larry Flynt, and investigating Catholics for the crime of going to Latin Mass.

I wouldn't be surprised if Romney is totally unaware of those and other things.

[Elsie]

...and - Mormon royalty.