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To: Rebel_Ace
If you want to preserve your immortal soul, NEVER Google "Jordan Carver yoga pants"...

There are some who believe that God created yoga pants in anticipation of the birth of Jordan Carver.

25 posted on 09/25/2023 10:01:19 PM PDT by kiryandil (China Joe and Paycheck Hunter - the Chink in America's defenses)
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To: kiryandil

Poor girl needs world-class core muscles just to keep from falling over.


37 posted on 09/25/2023 11:00:05 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
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To: kiryandil
> If you want to preserve your immortal soul, NEVER Google "Jordan Carver yoga pants"...

Holy moly. My immortal soul just lost any chance it ever had of preservation.

Speechless with admiration.

OTOH, I don't want to think about what that lovely lass will look like in 30 years, but the good news is that I'll be long dead by then and it won't matter to me.

38 posted on 09/25/2023 11:05:32 PM PDT by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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