Hunter Biden pleads to God for justice at family bar mitzvah ceremony (2 MIN VIDEO)

nypost ^ | 8/19/2023 | Mary Kay Linge

[bitt]

G-d help him.

Less than 24 hours after a special counsel was named to probe Hunter Biden’s alleged tax and gun crimes, and while GOP investigators continued to search his bank records for signs of influence-peddling, the first son was begging the Big Guy upstairs for justice – as he led a public prayer at his nephew’s bar mitzvah.

The Aug. 12 trip to Marietta, Georgia brought Biden, 53, and wife Melissa to a suburban synagogue for the coming-of-age ceremony of Jayden Cohen, 13, the son of Melissa’s brother Davan.

“Our God and God of our ancestors,” Biden beseeched the Almighty in the traditional “Prayer for the Country” at the shabbat morning service of Congregation Etz Chaim, Hebrew for “tree of life.”

“Pour out your blessings upon [our] leaders and judges,” Biden read — including, presumably, his father President Biden, as well as the Delaware federal judge who rejected his sweetheart plea deal last month.

“Help them understand the rules of justice.”

“Grant us the knowledge to judge justly,” he added later in the lengthy invocation.

Biden — whose performance was captured on the synagogue’s livestream and posted to social media — dressed like a schlub for his nephew’s big event.

[bitt]

P

[mware]

He better pray he doesn’t get justice.

[VTenigma]

And he wasn’t immediately struck down by lightning?

[Sacajaweau]

I was so sure this was the BEE.

[TomServo]

"Grant us the knowledge to judge justly,” he added later in the lengthy invocation.

Careful what you wish for, Hunter.

[GOPJ]

Hunter’s a schlub...

[JudyinCanada]

So it’s settled! We’re all hoping and praying for justice to serve the Biden family. Amen and amen.

[philman_36]

“Help them understand the rules of justice.”

[nuconvert]

WTH? He thought this was an appropriate moment to publicly pray for himself? Do it in private a$$hole, not at a kid’s Bar Mitzvah

[popdonnelly]

Be careful what you pray for, you may get it.

[philman_36]

In other words...if you have solid evidence you win the case
in the court of law, not the court of public opinion.

[popdonnelly]

It’s all about ME!

[popdonnelly]

It’s all about ME!

[philman_36]

Be careful what you pray for, you may get it.

You might get it hard too.

[Libloather]

[deport]

Do it in private a$$hole, not at a kid’s Bar Mitzvah.

....Well he got some attention be it good or bad.

[philman_36]

....Well he got some attention be it good or bad.

Such a nuanced comment, given the family history.

[Spok]

Justice is the last thing Hunter should want.

[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

And the young Jayden, of “today I am a man,” asked in the spirit of the family traditions, “okay, where's my cocaine and where are my hookers?”