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Janet Yellen Accidentally Ate Chinese Magic Mushrooms but Swears She Didn't Get High
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| 8.17.2023
| Emma Camp
Posted on 08/17/2023 3:48:28 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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For brief moment, Yellen mad sense, and could understand economics.
In sports news, Aaron Rodgers demanded the Jets trade for Yellen, and make her a receiver. The Jets gave Biden two tackling dummies, and a player to be named later.
To: All
Nothing from China works right, even their drugs.
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posted on
08/17/2023 3:50:37 PM PDT
by
escapefromboston
(Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations, entangling alliances with none.)
To: nickcarraway
Right-and Bill Clinton didn’t inhale...
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posted on
08/17/2023 3:52:11 PM PDT
by
Texan5
("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line"...)
To: nickcarraway
"I was going to lower interest rates, but then I got high
I was going to fix the economic too, but then I got high
Now the inflation is out of control, and I know why!
(Why bro?)
Because I got high!
Because I got high!
Because I got high!
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posted on
08/17/2023 3:52:34 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Follow the money. Even if it leads you to someplace horrible it will still lead you to the truth.)
To: nickcarraway
The mushroom’s name is never mentioned...
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posted on
08/17/2023 3:54:15 PM PDT
by
Fungi
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Good one. The Bajellen Men.
To: nickcarraway
none of us felt any ill effects You're not suppose to feel ILL effects. She doesn't get out much, does she?
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posted on
08/17/2023 3:55:50 PM PDT
by
Bounced2X
(Boomer - I survived childhood with no bike helmet.)
To: nickcarraway
She never came down from the LSD she took in the ‘60s. I know people like her. Magic mushrooms were no big deal after multiple LSD trips.
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posted on
08/17/2023 3:55:57 PM PDT
by
jjotto
( Blessed are You LORD, who crushes enemies and subdues the wicked.)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
08/17/2023 3:57:05 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Eccl 10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.)
To: Fungi
To: jjotto
To: nickcarraway
Ganoderma mushrooms are not hallucinogenic. It is also a bracket fungus and not “porcini-like.”
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posted on
08/17/2023 4:00:05 PM PDT
by
Fungi
To: nickcarraway
Anyone ever ask her how she got the nick ‘Cookie’?
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posted on
08/17/2023 4:00:14 PM PDT
by
jjotto
( Blessed are You LORD, who crushes enemies and subdues the wicked.)
To: nickcarraway
The Chinese Communist Party had a very good laugh
To: nickcarraway
Old Yelleren...
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posted on
08/17/2023 4:01:56 PM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
(I pledge allegiance to the flag of the USofA & to the Constitutional REPUBLIC for which it stands.)
To: nickcarraway
My misspent youth occasionally shows up.
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posted on
08/17/2023 4:03:05 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Follow the money. Even if it leads you to someplace horrible it will still lead you to the truth.)
To: Fungi
The mushroom’s name is never mentioned...And yet you magically appeared!
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posted on
08/17/2023 4:08:01 PM PDT
by
philman_36
(Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
To: nickcarraway
Stupid statement and news coverage just to promote psychedelics and the “microdose” term.
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posted on
08/17/2023 4:10:52 PM PDT
by
Right Wing Vegan
(Conservatism's last hope, last recourse, in fact last expedient, against the libertarian hordes)
To: nickcarraway
Robert Reich said we have a Goldilocks economy, so we know who ate the leftover Beef with magic mushrooms Yellen brought back in her doggie bag.
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posted on
08/17/2023 4:13:26 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Democrats' version of MAGA: Making America the Gulag Archipelago )
To: nickcarraway
How would anyone be able to tell the difference if she was high or not?
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