Posted on 07/18/2023 6:14:29 AM PDT by Red Badger
One of the great American puzzles of our time — who put the mystery bag of cocaine in the White House around the same time that President Joe Biden's known drug addict son was in the building — has apparently come to an end with no conclusive leads:
Rep. Tim Burchett, R-Tenn., told Newsmax on Monday the Secret Service "destroyed" the bag containing cocaine at the White House and does not have enough DNA evidence to identify who may have left it there.
"[The Secret Service] don't even have the key from the locker [where the cocaine was found] and they said originally 'we didn't find enough DNA, now, and they went back and said, 'we didn't find any DNA,'" Burchett said... "Apparently, they destroyed the bag and any chance of getting any DNA."
We've obtained exclusive footage of the conclusion of the Secret Service's investigation into the cocaine baggie:
Ah, who are we kidding, anyway? Why even keep the bag in the first place? There was simply no way to determine who its owner was. There were too many possibilities, too many druggies with access to the White House to really make a positive ID.
I mean, heck, the Secret Service — one of the most sophisticated investigatory bureaus in the history of our species — was unable to pull any fingerprints or DNA from the bag, and they couldn't find any meaningful security footage suggesting who might have left the coke in the White House.
Given the sheer opacity of this drug-fueled mystery, it makes little sense to hold onto the bag in the first place. I mean, what if its owner came back for it? That wouldn't be good.
Assuming the owner had access to high-level Secret Service clearance, anyway. But how likely is that??
Anyway, case closed! Everybody move on.
That brief clip of Hunter leaves no doubt that he’s desperate for a fix.
A defense attorney would want to have the drugs admitted into evidence. Not having it would be a factor.
The devil protects his own... for awhile.
That’s ok though. We all know where it came from. They likely snorted it off of some hookers ass. destroyed = ingested.
the zipper on that bag must have been loaded with DNA. Anyone who has handled those bags knows it.
> “[The Secret Service] don’t even have the key from the locker [where the cocaine was found]
Wait... it was found in a specific locker and they still don’t know who it belongs to? You don’t need Monk or Columbo for this one. Inspector Clouseau can handle this one.
As long as he's with mommy and/or daddy, he can do all the cocaine his heart desires.
Now, he might come out a bit...but will stay with mommy and daddy for the rest of the term.
Barney Fife....
we are now solving decades old mysteries based on new DNA testing. For example, one hair on a decomposed body on a beach in Long Island identified Rex Heuermann. But fresh days old DNA from a baggie zipper - I guess we'll never know.
Doesn’t matter......everybody thinks and or believes it was hunter biden anyway.
A drug addict living in the Whitehouse and coke is found?
Good luck trying to convince people otherwise.
DNA CAN BE OBTAINED FROM THE CLOTHING ON A BODY LEFT IN THE WOODS TO DECAY FOR A MONTH.
INCOMPETENCE AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL.
Not incompentance, CORRUPTION
They know who did it already. They plan to protect him even if they have to kill for it.
Joe won't finish his term. Speculation is open about who the rats nominate in '24. I predict they will nominate someone who is either openly a male, or widely reputed to be a male person.
They know in six weeks people will not even remember it...................
Gruesome Newsome....................
“reportedly”
Sad, but true. They will keep up with Bud Light numbers, however.
You just eliminated a lot of democrats with that statement.
just goes to show how arrogant they have become... there is no fixing this. just find a way to enjoy your remaining days. Democrats won IMHO...
Our 1% doesnt hold a candle to their 1%...
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