[ChicagoConservative27]

All those nighttime waffle batter shakes you drink are going to your brain.

[Jim W N]

It’s obvious Chris Christie is very full of something - not sure what it is, but it’s not too good...

[sauropod]

Enjoy those 30 pieces of silver, Chris.

[jeffersondem]

Christie should go back to doing what he does best: standing up for the rights of two year old children who make the decision to be sexually mutilated.

That is a summary of his position. What he actually says is that when a two year old child tells parents they want to be sexually mutilated, and then the parents tell the doctors the child wants to sexually mutilated, then the state has no right to stop the mutilation.

I can’t image what it is like for a person to be as ignorant and misguided as Christie. And to think people elected him to govern an entire state.

[wiseprince]

I love how quick they conclude what Trump has done. With Biden, we need to let the process play out. Biden said, in front of the whole world that they had created the best voter fraud operation in history. Did even one court use that to conclude that he stole the election? Nope, the media said it qas a slip of the tongue. What a total farce!

[Sir_Humphrey]

Oh boy, here come da fat jokes

[Scott Kraut]

I noticed he writes his talking points down on the back of a donut box.

[skeeter]

For his next number this slob will be making fart sounds with his armpit.

[Observator]

Chris Christie should just shut up. We know he’s a fat liar, but if he was actually telling him the truth Trump, that just makes him that monkey alien on Jabba’s shoulder.

[LachlanMinnesota]

If you own the donut, and the law says it is you who decides who gets the donut, then you do not have to give it back.

Does that analogy help, oh expansive one?

[RckyRaCoCo]

Christie would never say anything close to that about his buddy fudge pop.

[Williams]

What a despicable unprofessional accusation.

From what I’ve seen Trump did not say he withheld anything from Grand Jury subpoena.

[Songcraft]

"And, furthermore, I need another pizza, quick!"
bellowed the bloated buffoon, Crackpot Christie.

[ronnie raygun]

How does he speak with donuts in his mouth

[Cen-Tejas]

I can’t figure out who makes me more ill..........Bill Barr or Chris Christie.

[Trump_Triumphant]

Go roll in chicken fat, slob.

[DoughtyOne]

Has anyone got a toilet bowl cleaning brush they don’t have
a holder for?

[mewzilla]

Update!

Heather Mullins owns Chris Christie

Talk about one pic being worth a thousand words...