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Disney’s ‘Indiana Jones 5’ Debuts to Brutal Reviews
Breitbart ^ | 19 May 2023 | John Nolte

Posted on 05/20/2023 10:19:37 AM PDT by Rummyfan

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny is debuting to worse reviews than Indiana Jones and the Kindom of the Crystal This Movie Supersucks.

How is it physically and scientifically possible to make a movie worse than Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal This Movie Supersucks?

Ooh, I know. Ooh, ooh, I know!

You hire Kathleen Kennedy to produce it.

Things looked pretty good for Indy 5 when director James Mangold was brought on to bid Indiana Jones a fond farewell. Mangold’s farewell to Wolverine with Logan (2017) is a thing of beauty, my favorite X-Men movie.

And I wasn’t too worried that Harrison Ford is 80 years old. He’s still fit and virile, still every inch a leading man. That can work...

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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: breitbart; disney; getwokegobroke; harrisonford; indianajones; indianajones5; jamesmangold; johnnolte; kathleenkennedy; thedialofdestiny
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Hollywood.... they cannot leave well enough alone and there is a dearth of originality (F&F 10?! FFS). And the latest version has to be woke.
1 posted on 05/20/2023 10:19:37 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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Sounds like they nuked the refrigerator and jumped the shark at the same time.


2 posted on 05/20/2023 10:21:29 AM PDT by FlyingEagle
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Is Ford using a walker to get around?


3 posted on 05/20/2023 10:21:36 AM PDT by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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Maybe they should stop recycling a tired old libtard bag?


4 posted on 05/20/2023 10:23:15 AM PDT by NWFree (Sigma male 🤪)
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They are so bereft of new and original ideas that they are still flogging this dead horse. Remakes, reboots, sequels...


5 posted on 05/20/2023 10:24:05 AM PDT by proust (All posts made under this handle are, for the intents and purposes of the author, considered satire.)
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I’ll only watch it if Tom Cruise is in it (he’s entertaining and old school).


6 posted on 05/20/2023 10:25:29 AM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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It’s DISNEY....FYD


7 posted on 05/20/2023 10:25:39 AM PDT by wardamneagle
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It’s the Disney Touch.


8 posted on 05/20/2023 10:26:54 AM PDT by windsorknot
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I have been looking forward to this and the new Mission Impossible. I guess I’ll put MI ahead of this.


9 posted on 05/20/2023 10:27:54 AM PDT by MDLION ("Trust in the Lord with all your heart" -Proverbs 3:5)
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The author has a history of bashing the Indiana Jones films by Disney. I’m going to go see it and enjoy it.


10 posted on 05/20/2023 10:28:29 AM PDT by Macho MAGA Man (The last two weren't balloons. One was a cylindrical objects )
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“Mangold’s farewell to Wolverine with Logan (2017) is a thing of beauty, my favorite X-Men movie.”

Lost me right there.


11 posted on 05/20/2023 10:29:04 AM PDT by Williams (Stop Tolerating The Intolerant)
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Hollywood.... they cannot leave well enough alone and there is a dearth of originality

Hollywood is finished. In just a few years, AI will be able to write a script and produce a new Indiana Jones movie with a 40-year old Harrison Ford in just minutes and it won't suck. You just tell the AI to produce a non-woke version.

12 posted on 05/20/2023 10:29:20 AM PDT by Right_Wing_Madman
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I have been looking forward to this and the new Mission Impossible. I guess I’ll put MI ahead of this.

Good idea. Cruise was great in Top Gun.

13 posted on 05/20/2023 10:30:01 AM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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And I wasn’t too worried that Harrison Ford is 80 years old. He’s still fit and virile, still every inch a leading man.

Whatever ...

14 posted on 05/20/2023 10:30:41 AM PDT by x
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When something undxpected and fun breaks through—like the original Raiders of the Lost Ark—Hollywood always finds a way to throttle the life out of such a golden goose.


15 posted on 05/20/2023 10:30:49 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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Get Woke, go broke.


16 posted on 05/20/2023 10:31:37 AM PDT by Bratch
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Tom Cruise is still crazy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lsFs2615gw


17 posted on 05/20/2023 10:31:54 AM PDT by Rio
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Cruise was great in Top Gun.

Aside from being a flaky Scientologist, he is a great actor.

18 posted on 05/20/2023 10:33:54 AM PDT by windsorknot
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Even if this latest version was the best of all the Indys I still wouldn’t go. Hollywood is dead to me.


19 posted on 05/20/2023 10:34:46 AM PDT by xp38
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Whatever ...

Harrison Ford got old. So he's no longer great. He's in it just for the money. And the directors suck so that's not helping either.

20 posted on 05/20/2023 10:36:35 AM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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