Bet he buys his salsa in New York City, too. Git the rope!
Seriously though, this attack on a Christian grade school will have people questioning if anywhere is safe against such evil. Instead of listening to the Leftards crying Gun Control while standing atop the still-cooling bodies we should actually heed Robert Heinlein:
"An armed society is a polite society."
Yup.
”New York City?!?!”