[Reno89519]

Gaea is unhappy, she will kill us all. Okay, let’s all repent and stop breathing. /s

[billorites]

Next...

Gravity in peril!

[rarestia]

They’re ramping up. The rhetoric is getting much worse. Something is in the works.

[rktman]

The dumbassery continues. What are they REALLY expert at? Cleaning our wallets.

[cyclotic]

Just when you think they’ve hit peak stupid, they come up with something else.

[devere]

The other “lifeblood” of humanity is CO2, the food for plants, and the insane UN is determined to get rid of it. I suggest we instead get rid of the UN.

[dennisw]

"We are draining humanity's lifeblood through vampiric overconsumption and unsustainable use, and evaporating it through global heating," Guterres told the conference.

Go preach your rubbish in China and India. You gutless wonder.

[slumber1]

Geez - get a grip dude.

[dennisw]

António Guterres. This crap weasel is from Portugal. In case you do not know.

[Redleg Duke]

So, tell me…just what contribution to the world does the UN make?

It is far past time to relocate the UN to another continent.

[stinkerpot65]

The obvious solution is mass murder of Christians.

And eating bugs

[BitWielder1]

At the same time the environazis won't let us build desalination plants because, get this, putting the same salt back into the ocean is "harming the ecosystem".

[OttawaFreeper]

An oldie but a goodie. Always like sharing here whenever appropriate (sorry no belly button girl here).

[Jewbacca]

I hear the only solution for this phoney baloney problem is socialism.

[DannyTN]

I wondered why it hasn't rained since yesterday.

Seriously, I'll grant them that we've drawn down water tables, sometimes polluted ground water, flushed prefectly good water to the sea (California) and that the growing population is going to need more.

My solutions:

• Build more hydro projects. A few more fresh water lakes for recreation and drinking.
• Nuclear powered dehydration plants which are earthquake and Tsunami proof. To provide fresh water to people and perhaps to pump through pipelines to restore ground water tables and dilute polluted waters.
• Tap the fresh water reserves underneath the continental shelves.
• Buy Greenland and use the Glaciers
• Rain Dancers
• Weather Modification
• HAARP - Added benefit of controlling minds at the same time. Unless foiled by tin foil hats.
• Crash comets made of Ice into Russia and China. Russia has nothing else to do but invade their neighbors, and China really needs the fresh water.
• Find a water world and steal theirs.
• Flee the planet
• Melt the polar caps.
• Drill deeper until you hit more water or free a Balrog.
• Dehydration ray gun. Some will suffer but others will live.

[ConservativeInPA]

Oh, I’m so afraid. I’m going to collect water vapor in my face diaper to save the earth.

[TexasFreeper2009]

these nuts cant keep their story straight!

one day they say we will all be under water because of their made up global warming the next, they say their made up global warming will evaporate all the water!

LMAO

[DownInFlames]

Anyone check California lately?

[libertylover]

Wait, wait, wait! Last week they told us we have too much water and New York City will soon be under water. You know, Global Warming - we're all gonna die ...

[shooter223]

The clown that wrote the article says that global warming causes water to evaporate. Doesn’t bother to mention the fact that evaporated water returns as rain or snow.