Fetterman Handlers Duck Questions on Return Date, as Some Wonder If He’s Alive...'The last thing he needs is a lot of phone calls...'

Headline USA ^ | March 23, 2023 | By Editor 1

[kiryandil]

[TomGuy]

Asking whether he is alive is the wrong question.

If/when he does die, his wife will likely be ‘given’ that Senate seat.

[dfwgator]

I saw Fetterman and McConnell hanging out with Elvis at the Tasty Freeze. I think I saw Jim Morrison there, too.

[kiryandil]

He was withdrawn, showing a disinterest in talking, eating and the usual banter.

Ah, yes - the old "bantering with computer software", since I don't understand what you're saying...

[frogjerk]

FETTERMAN: “Questions of Handling a Duck...Explains a lot of serious problems with....Social Security lockbox...and you can count on us....eliminate the filibuster....if you come out and step with us!”

[Sirius Lee]

ableist bigotry

Call me a bigot. If you're incapable of carrying out your job, you need to resign or be fired.

[Red Badger]

It would actually be beneficial to the Dems if he was dead......................

[OrioleFan]

Schumer has his proxy?

[Sicon]

some conservatives have begun to question whether Fetterman is alive at all.

Well, Fetterman was already brain dead. Now he may be dead dead.

Of course, being dead is no obstacle to being elected or even serving in congress these days, if you're a democrat.

For example, the walking corpse of Frank Lautenberg was senator from 2002 until 2013, when he officially died at the age of 89. And of course, there's PA Rep. Anthony DeLuca, who was reelected in 2022 after being dead for over a month.

[FlingWingFlyer]

A Pennsylvania Senatorial Walker. Send Daryl Dixon and Rip Wheeler to check it out.

[Rummyfan]

Aides said at the time that Fetterman had not been his usual self for weeks. He was withdrawn, showing a disinterest in talking, eating and the usual banter.

LOL! The usual banter?!

He's brain dead, Jim.

[BlueLancer]

"I saw Fetterman drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's,
And his hair was perfect."

My apologies to Warren Zevon ...

[SamAdams76]

How about one phone call?

See how they deflect?

[rlmorel]

They would sing a damned different tune it that SOB Fetterman were their heart surgeon or airline pilot.

“ablist bigotry” my ass.

If anyone ever has doubts about the side they are on, asking your views on “ablist bigotry” might be a good cleavage point.

Asking that question and tapping it might cleanly split people cleanly into a Conservative or Leftist category.

[COBOL2Java]

Calvello claimed Fetterman is receiving daily in-person briefings by chief of staff Adam Jentleson.

Fetterman smiles whenever Jentleson plays "Judy" in the hand puppet

[Tell It Right]

That's way funny, kiryandil!

Pookie, ya gotta see the meme in comment 2! https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4140526/posts?page=2#2

[Blurb2350]

The stroke was serious enough that Fetterman was unable to feed himself, relying entirely on his scheming wife to see to his daily needs. She failed, and he became dangerously dehydrated preceding his latest disappearance. A few cynics speculated that she took the kids and fled the country fearing formal abuse charges.

[Rummyfan]

After Fetterman checked in to Walter Reed, his office admitted he had experienced depression “off and on throughout his life,” but it had only become severe in recent weeks.

Gosh, why wasn't this disclosed during the election season?!

[Rummyfan]

They got him elected via fraud, obfuscation, and a weak GOP opponent. Now we are stuck with him. My Gawd how far Our Republic has fallen. Caligula appointed a horse to the Roman Senate; we have Fetterman and Feinstein et al. I’ll leave you to decide which is worse.