The media have been going crazy.
It's not about cat litter. It's about students "identifying" as something they're not with schools and teachers being forced to go along with their delusions.
I identify as a multi-millionaire. I expect my bank account to reflect it. Yet somehow, I don’t think the bank would accommodate me.
My S.O.’s co-worker has a daughter whose assigned seat on a school bus is net to one of these “furries.” The furry rubs her head against her and insists she be petted. The daughter got in trouble with the school for refusing to do so.
I’ll admit, I didn’t read the article, and I’m not really planning to. What are the pronouns for a cat? Is it a female cat, male cat, non-binary cat?
Clinical lycanthropy is a recognized mental condition.
Srednik had an elementary school classmate whose fantasy was to be a dog.
Her pronouns are Me-ow and Mew
The Babylon Bee should just copy the article word for word.
No-one would believe it.
Just let her work in a pet kennel
I wonder what they do when she starts coughing up hair balls.
Bookmark.
The kid should be in a mental institution.
MSN has gone off the rails again.
Ping
“An insider close to the girl’s family also told Herald Sun that there is no specific protocol for students who identify as animals.”
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Well to be honest, in a sane world, there wouldn’t need to be such a protocol. However, if one needs to be made, I suggest it should be, asap. Otherwise, we shall have dogs and cats mingling together in school buildings and chaos will reign.
Who the he!! in a school, or any other environment would put up with such nonsense? Find out what the problem is with this child and get some help for the poor soul! I suspect there are serious problems with her home-life and she is being abused in some manner. This “identify as whatever you wish and we will just accommodate you” nonsense has to stop!
(I was hoping this was some type of satire, but I’m afraid I might be disappointed).
Of course if nobody claims the cat or adopts the cat within 3 weeks or so, they might have to put her down per policy.
I want you to be a Dinosuar...
If the rest of the class is behind, and being taught at the level of the lowest, she might actually be the smartest in the class.
I identify as an old fat white bald Catholic man, whose pronoun is Sir.
I live at the intersectionality of No-Bullshit and Just-Stop-That.