I identify as a multi-millionaire. I expect my bank account to reflect it. Yet somehow, I don’t think the bank would accommodate me.
Just write yourself a check for x million dollars. That makes about as much sense as anything else nowadays.
Many years ago when I worked a decent sized city I went to a downtown branch of my bank.
A homeless guy walked up to the teller and told her he wanted to withdraw a billion dollars.
(The cops quickly arrived and carried him out of the bank. :-) )
That is just outright funny!
I like many of us identify as a PATRIOT, an AMERICAN who follows the constitution
I self identify as a bank. I give all new depositors 1 billion dollars for opening an account at Dr. Evil savings and loan. Now the other banks must acknowledge my customers and allow them to do transactions.