That despicable Donald Trump caused this, and Mitch McTurtle is OUTRAGED!
> That despicable Donald Trump caused this, and Mitch McTurtle is OUTRAGED! <
I don’t think so. I’m currently working on a theory that this was all caused by Climate Change. Climate Change turned Paul Pelosi gay. Climate Change also disabled the Pelosi’s home security system. And worry about the ozone layer drove the attacker insane.
Once I fake - err, I mean gather - enough data I will publish my findings. Then the government grants will start rolling in.