[Leaning Right]

> That despicable Donald Trump caused this, and Mitch McTurtle is OUTRAGED! <

I don’t think so. I’m currently working on a theory that this was all caused by Climate Change. Climate Change turned Paul Pelosi gay. Climate Change also disabled the Pelosi’s home security system. And worry about the ozone layer drove the attacker insane.

Once I fake - err, I mean gather - enough data I will publish my findings. Then the government grants will start rolling in.

[Betty Jane]

That is brilliant. You deserve government money to study the effects of climate change on all Pelosis

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I don’t think so. I’m currently working on a theory that this was all caused by Climate Change.

You are probably correct. Climate change is probably to blame.

But Mitch McTurtle is STILL OUTRAGED!