South Korea Accidentally Bombs Golf Course in North Korea Missile Response

Breitbart ^ | 10/05/2022 | FRANCES MARTEL

[ChicagoConservative27]

The government of South Korea confirmed on Wednesday that a short-range missile fired in an attempted response to North Korea flying its own projectile over Japan this week crashed into a local golf course, causing panic among South Korean civilians.

Pyongyang launched what American and South Korean officials believe to be a medium-range missile on Tuesday that flew over Aomori prefecture, Japan, causing alarm in that northern region and the neighboring island of Hokkaido. At press time, the repressive communist regime has yet to publicly comment on the missile launch or mention it in state-controlled media, meaning most North Koreans have no way of knowing the launch happened.

[dfwgator]

[cranked]

lulz.

[Col Frank Slade]

HEY EVERYBODY WE’RE ALL GONNA GET LAID !

[pas]

Do you get a drop if you hit it in the crater? Or will they just dump sand in and say it is a new sand trap.

[Mopp4]

LOL !

[ConservativeInPA]

Gophers!

[SamAdams76]

This looked so much like a Babylon Bee article at first.

[dfwgator]

Varmint Cong!

[DannyTN]

I hear that new hole is pretty easy to hit.

[Red Badger]

Par 1.........................

[DannyTN]

Perfect!

[choctaw man]

Idiots playing with deadly weapons...an equation for disaster.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Just order the jumbo size...

[Beowulf9]

Nice goin’.

But I’m sure NK will take it well.

[Peter ODonnell]

The golf course was in South Korea, the headline is confusing but it means “in response to North Korean missile test” ... we had a thread up last night about this before the details were known, just at first report it appeared that there had been a massive explosion at an air force base on the east coast of South Korea, then later on it came out that missiles had been launched from there in a joint US-ROK exercise and one (South Korean) missile had failed to launch, crashing “nearby” ... it was not stated at that point that the nearby was a golf course. Not sure but think this happened before dawn local time as first news pictures showed the flames in a night sky, which would be good as South Korea is a fanatical golfing land and that course was probably going to be full of people in the daytime.

[Sirius Lee]

“Superior brains, superior firepower, and that’s all she wrote.”

[TangoLimaSierra]

Kim Jong-Un had just finished his round, he scored 18 holes in one.

That 19th new hole should be easy.

[EEGator]

You gotta watch out for Assistant Groundskeeper Carl Spackler…

[GreenHornet]

“Immediately after its launch, the missile flew inland instead of toward the sea and abnormally landed on a golf course on the base at a location approximately 700 meters (765 yards) from a civilian residential area,”

They've got to stop buying their missiles from Acme Corporation.

[Bernard]

Are all South Korean ministers who play golf accounted for? Possibly one was having the round of his life and missed a putt...