LOL, your post reminded me of that picture of the guy, his head morosely in his hands after his girl left him, and the cat is standing next to him and looking at him with a paw on his arm and it is captioned:
Hey...I know it's tough, but...the food bowl isn't going to fill itself!"
Those would be my cats. Basically, Grifter Democrats. Everything’s FREEEEEE! Meow!
(Though they DO keep the mice down around here.) ;)