When you boil it all down, nothing bothers feminists more than a man’s ability to stand while peeing.
Sorry girls. I will exercise my masculine prerogatives as long as I feel like it. And my wife allows it.
I long wondered about that business ‘pisseth against the wall,’ in the KJV.
Yep. I innovated a solution to this one time but was too lazy to get it to market. I called it the Feenis.
For those Wymym who have a major issue,
Pack one of these:
https://www.amazon.com/Urination-Antimicrobial-Portable-Activities-Silicone/dp/B003BEDUS6
A FUD is the answer to Mother Nature’s call.
“When you boil it all down, nothing bothers feminists more than a man’s ability to stand while peeing.”
FemiNazis need a little time in the Army. They’ll learn to pee standing up, sitting down, in the mud, in the rain and in a 6 seat open-bay bathroom.
The Army didn’t make me a Feminist; it made me One Of The Guys! Which, I think , they’re trying to achieve, aren’t they? Never understood it. Just do your JOB, then ‘sit down’ and shut up. ;)
Perspective in ALL things, Ladies!