Anyhow, flew on four different airliners two weeks ago, just days after the mandate was lifted. While well more than half of the people on each flight were unmasked, all of my seat mates chose to wear masks. Nobody asked me to don a mask.
It's a good thing because I'm so over masks!
I did see a few people at the airport wearing masks, face shields, and goggles!
Screw them. Wife and I have 2 seats alone.
If your seat mate’s last name is ‘Lechter’ it is a very bad idea to ask him to put on a mask. Trust me on this.
1) Give cross-eyed are-you-an-idiot look.
2) Give the middle finger.
3) Umm no.
Etc.
How to ask a seatmate to move: The new etiquette for banishing masked seatmates.
Step one: Steele yourself for when I tell you to “Go F- yourself, you cowardly, commie bastard.”
Reply: “The wing has open seating.” :)
I’m sorry, but I’m not superstitious.
"Yes."
"Good for you, you should therefore have no concern. Thanks for asking."
Fauci residue...
Lloyd Austin was there?
More signs of the increasing mental illness of this country.
Not just supporting and celebrating homos, but also trannies and anyone else who thinks they’re something they’re not, but more subtle things like this.
A nation also of “germaphobes”.
People have been scared to death that this disease is absolutely the scourge of man, and that it’s not going to subside, and they must do insane things to be “safe”.
More signs not of COVID, but MENTAL illness.
After I give you the universal you are a dumbarse face, if you are a male, I may just call over the stewardess to ask if she is sure they have the right seat for the person asking since its clear their testicles haven’t descended and this is an unaccompanied minor.
Most likely I would not do this, because I TRY my best to be polite, but after losing 2 years of my LIFE to these sorts of idiots, I am well past my point of always letting the better parts of my nature win.
A hale and hearty “GFY” will be my reply.
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Anyone who asks me to wear a mask will get a one-finger TV
I’ll hand them a plastic bag to put over their own head.
I’d use my mother in laws favorite reply to a-holes...”Buzz Off, Buzzard Breath”
I would say “I cannot sit next to a person wearing a mask. They frighten me.”
Oh STFU, Nathan
It’s time for the maskless to treat the masked as common criminals. They had two years to brow beat the unmasked, now it’s payback time.
How about “How to Tell a ‘Seatmate’ Who Asks You to Mask to F*** Himself” ?
Or, respond like this: “I see you have a mask already, which you believe protects you. If you think you are still unprotected, feel free to wear two of them. See? Same as if I have one and you have one, so it protects YOU while not offending ME.”