Posted on 05/05/2022 1:32:32 PM PDT by Drew68
I’d use my mother in laws favorite reply to a-holes...”Buzz Off, Buzzard Breath”
I would say “I cannot sit next to a person wearing a mask. They frighten me.”
Oh STFU, Nathan
It’s time for the maskless to treat the masked as common criminals. They had two years to brow beat the unmasked, now it’s payback time.
Several good ideas on this thread.
How about “How to Tell a ‘Seatmate’ Who Asks You to Mask to F*** Himself” ?
Or, respond like this: “I see you have a mask already, which you believe protects you. If you think you are still unprotected, feel free to wear two of them. See? Same as if I have one and you have one, so it protects YOU while not offending ME.”
Learn “&^%% you” in Portuguese and repeat it a few times.
Just before you land speak English “Great flying with you.”
;-)
If your seatmate asks you to mask, tell them, “I’m sorry, but one of the conditions of my parole is that I can never again wear a mask in public.”
Miss or Sir, I’m not wearing mine so you can add it to yours so you can be double, triple, etc. masked ... sort of like wearing multiple condoms .... oh, the extra protection.
I prefer a simple No Thank You followed by a quiet release of intestinal gas. Yep little kid in me will be LMAO
And that’s how the fight started..
Step One: Buy all the seats on the flight.
Step Two: Place mirrors in all the seats except the one you intend to sit in.
Step Three: Put on your Mask.
Step Four: Board the Aircraft.
Me too internationally. Saw a few masks but people are done with it. My reply will be “No, I don’t want to.”
And when they grimace at the stench of yesterday's burritos and Budweisers, you can say, "Your mask doesn't work so well, does it?"
Carry a laminated card of this....
https://i.redd.it/ysd49s3e24o51.png
...and show it whenever necessary.
BINGO
No can do. As a Marine Vet, I speak fluent Marine. They will get the message loud and clear.
Through my years...after dealing with leftists...realized that ALL of them are neurotic.
Nextweek: “How to tell Karen seatmate to ESAD”.
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