[OHPatriot]

I prefer a simple No Thank You followed by a quiet release of intestinal gas. Yep little kid in me will be LMAO

[Drew68]

I prefer a simple No Thank You followed by a quiet release of intestinal gas. Yep little kid in me will be LMAO

And when they grimace at the stench of yesterday's burritos and Budweisers, you can say, "Your mask doesn't work so well, does it?"

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

You are why I travel with a lavender-infused hanky...just in case. 😆