Are these the things they stick up your nose to “accidentally” perforate the cribriform plate?
And I wonder who is making money on this (our money, by the way).
Oh…cannot see this failing miserably. Nope…no chance of fraud here. //sarcasm.
They don’t have enough false positives.. gotta start ramping them up again for a new “variant”.
I wonder how many billions that failure is going to cost?
If they send any to my address.. gonna sell’em on ebay
Why?
Are they going to send out booster jabs to every household? I’ll be happy to fill out the forms for those and give myself my jabs.
CCP company likely analyzing the results, DNA on file. I’ll refrain from 4 letter words but LGB.
...which of course is all being tracked in yet another new snooping, tracking database, which probably requires a new bureaucratic arm on the leviathan. And more taxpayer dollars.
Wonder if they’ll contaminate those tests with something.
Yaaayyyy /s
This insanity is reaching new levels with non-sick people standing in line for hours to see if they are sick. Yes, I know many have to do so to go back to work or school.
Why can’t they mail out vaccines so people don’t have to leave their hidey holes and risk catching the ‘rona? Mail back the empty syringe and get your vaccination card.
I’m waiting for the site to crash or to have a massive security breach.
So as cases seem to have peaked and are declining, they finally get around to finding some tests, at least a month late.
I do not understand this constant need for testing, its simply moronic and somewhat infantile.
Launch may cause problems?
Do you think?
The fools could not organize a piss up in a pub.
So Amazon can put a package on my doorstep the day after I order it but if I get a case of the sniffles, I'll have to wait 8-15 days for the test to arrive?
Thanks Brandon.
Oh, yeah, it's one of the most difficult and astounding efforts a highly-paid team of government programmers can accomplish. Launching a website, whoa. I know a third grade class that had one heck of a time launching theirs - took all day. Sure, other agencies in other times have put men on the moon with nothing more than slide rules and cigarettes, but that pales in comparison to a mass mailer of swabs.
Somewhere in a dark office in DC, in the Systemic National Office of Testing, there's a meeting wherein the presenter is saying, "We've got 'em trained, now, watch, we can get everyone in the entire country to shove sticks up their noses. I'm perfectly serious, watch them do it. Should be a piece of cake to get them to vote Democrat."
You won’t receive Biden’s ‘RAPID tests’ for 8-15 days after you order them. If you’re sick Biden’s program is worthless.
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The White House said “tests will typically ship within 7-12 days of ordering” through the U.S. Postal Service, which reports shipping times of 1-3 days for its first-class package service in the continental United States.
