Posted on 11/19/2021 6:40:33 AM PST by janetjanet998
BREAKING: Biden to undergo routine colonoscopy, Kamala Harris to be acting president while he's under anesthesia
Harris will be President and Pelosi will not be President ever.
“What if he doesn’t come out of it?”
“How are we going to know? “
^ This.
And after a certain age, they are no longer routine as the anesthesia becomes a problem. Past that age they are only done if something is wrong like blood in the stool.
Depends on when the last one was. I had one 10 years ago. Doc said I was due. All normal. Will likelyhave another two or three years. At 79 it’s normal if he hasn’t had one in 10+ years.
They’ll have to get his head out of there before they can insert the scope.
I’m up in age. My doctor recommends one every 5 years.
Not worried about a heart attack;, he should be able to tolerate sedation for the procedure. Might aggravate the dementia though
He poops himself because he gives a shit. At least that's the latest media spin.
at his age...
The prep.
He’s so full of s__t he was skin and bones when they rolled him in.
Well, mine are never routine.
Biden did say he’d get sick and Harris would become President.
I hope his attending physician is a Democrat—no WAIT!
We “elect” (sic) an ineligible veep and the result was as predicted - another ineligible “president.”
Get used to it. It will be made permanent sooner than we may think
Haha
I think that depends on what they find in the previous check. If they find polyps each time, I assume the next scan is routine, particularly for the man who is keeping an inept communist like Kamala our of our White House.
I’m surprised he made it through the prep. As many colonoscopies as I’ve had, I NEVER get used to the prep. And if it didn’t do it’s job completely, well, huh, that’s another matter. There goes his uh, virginity…..
A big 10-4 there!
Biden: What do you see down there, Doc?
Doc: I see Karl Marx... you should have had a better diet.
Biden: Karl Marx, eh? Is Kamala down there? I can’t find her anywhere. She’s been hiding on me?
Doc: Yeah, I think I see her too.
Biden: Tell her to come on out. We got work to do.
Doc: Well, that’s not my job. You have your staff for that.
Biden: Half of my staff have had sex changes to fulfill the female quota for government jobs... so I can never know who is who anymore.
Doc: That’s still not my job.
Biden: So what am I... just an asshole to you?
Doc: You bet! And the rest of the nation too.
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