Biden: What do you see down there, Doc?
Doc: I see Karl Marx... you should have had a better diet.
Biden: Karl Marx, eh? Is Kamala down there? I can’t find her anywhere. She’s been hiding on me?
Doc: Yeah, I think I see her too.
Biden: Tell her to come on out. We got work to do.
Doc: Well, that’s not my job. You have your staff for that.
Biden: Half of my staff have had sex changes to fulfill the female quota for government jobs... so I can never know who is who anymore.
Doc: That’s still not my job.
Biden: So what am I... just an asshole to you?
Doc: You bet! And the rest of the nation too.