Biden twisted inside out as he claims people don't say 'tornado' anymore

Washington Examiner via Yahoo News ^ | September 7, 2021 | by Matthew Miller

[Army Air Corps]

An Airplane reference is always a good call.

[Army Air Corps]

He may of been thinking of Dust Storms, which a lot of weathercasters have chosen to replace with the term Haboob. Honestly, only JoeJoe knows what is rattling inside his skull. His brain is like a BB in a boxcar.

[null and void]

It’s quite interesting that Congress is perfectly ok with our country being run by a sexually demented and cognitively crippled President....who does nothing about this.

Professional courtesy, old demented perverts to a fellow demented pervert.

[Army Air Corps]

Localized Intense Vortex Activity, perhaps.

[xp38]

Condolences

[null and void]

We’ll see how fast the weather channel suck ups invent a new name for tornados. My guess is the the new term will involve “vortex”.

When the VP becomes the P they'll change it to Whortex to honor her...

[null and void]

Sad he’s gone, glad you were able to beat the medical professionals into giving him what he needed.

[Sequoyah101]

I had a conversation with a lady that got lost driving home from the store nearly two years ago now. Found her on the other side of Texas then.

She sounds just about like plugs does now, maybe better though. Like a conversation with a toddler just a bigger vocabulary and more disconnected experiences.

[Starboard]

they can no longer communicate in plain English

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I’m very wary of people, in any field, who spout buzzwords and other forms of cant and pomposity. They know too little and say too much. Or they’re hiding behind the wall of words for some reason.

[Bubba_Leroy]

looks like a tornado, they don't call them that anymore

The correct term is now "Global Climate Change Wind Event."

[gundog]

“Cyclone” always worked.

[gundog]

Joe’s definitely not in Kansas anymore.

[dfwgator]

Buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, ‘cause Kansas is going bye-bye!

[pfflier]

Localized Intense Vortex Activity, perhaps.

I like it. Somewhere the words "100 year" have to get in there for the handwringing effect.

[mjp]

derecho

(də-rā′chō)

n. pl. de·re·chos

A windstorm that is accompanied by a quickly moving, usually bow-shaped band of showers or thunderstorms.

[Spanish derecho, straight (from Old Spanish, from Latin dīrēctus, past participle of dīrigere, to lay straight; see reg- in Indo-European roots), applied in English to windstorms on the model of English tornado taken as if derived directly from Spanish tornado, turned.]

American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition. Copyright © 2016 by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company. All rights reserved.

[pfflier]

Funny, I graduated from high school in Oklahoma and they were tornados.

My brother lived in Kansas and they were cyclones there.

[gundog]

I lived in Kansas for my first three years of school. I remember tornado drills. I think they also doubled as nuclear attack drills. I probably heard “tornado,” “cyclone,” and “twister” used interchangeably.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Not enough words. How about “Global Climate Change Rotational Updraft Swirly Event.”